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by me, HogWild Here are the 34 Hottest Pictures of Jenn Brown. First, I gotta give credit to Patrick Reusse on 1500 ESPN Twin Cities for bringing Jenn Brown to my attention. The man has good taste. You may best recognize Jenn Brown for her day job, interviewing heads of state and international policy makers. Yes, that's the United Nations Secretary General under that huge fuzzy animal head! When Jenn Brown is not busy looking hot for ESPN, she's busy looking hot in a bikini: If instead of reporting on football, she was playing football, I'd sure like to get in HER pocket! I'm not the only one who has thoughts of sacking Jenn Brown: That's Antonio Brown using his "pick-up" techniques on Jenn Brown. If you like Jenn Brown, you may also want to rub one out to, er, enjoy... * World's Hottest Female Sports Reporters * Hottest Sports Wives: If you can't Win a Trophy, then Marry one! * World's Hottest Female Athletes * Top 10 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers of All-Time * The Hottest German Girls of Germany * Megan Fox is so Freakin' Hot, to Feel Her Up, You'd Need to Wear Oven Mitts * Beat your Pinata to Mexico's Hottest Mexican Women * Pictures: LA Laker Girls vs. Boston Celtics Dancers * World's Hottest Jewish Women Here's Jenn Brown looking all sweet and innocent: But Jenn Brown is really a wild, naughty girl... Don't you wish Jenn Brown was smoking YOUR cigar? Or do you have a soggy little cigarette? Either way, it's YOUR fantasy! Let her puff, puff and pass it to Erin Andrews! Just keep it in your dreams because in reality, Ms. Jenn Brown will shoot you. She knows how to cock the hammer and pump the shotgun. Oh, Jenn Brown has a tattoo! A tramp stamp! Hard to make out the tattoo, but I hear Jenn Brown is a team player so it might be the ESPN logo. At least it's not THIS tramp stamp...
Jenn Brown has sexy knees. Sure some guys focus on Jenn Brown's breasts (hump muffins) or Jenn Brown's ass (End Zone) but I like to see a picture of Jenn Brown in ripped jeans showing off those sexy hinge joints that connect her tantalizing tibia and feminine fibula with her forbidden femur. Yowza! * Check out my helpful and hilarious Expert Dating Advice videos once you're done drooling over these hot bikini pictures of Jenn Brown. Like this one... How do I get a girl attracted to me?
This next Jenn Brown photo gave me a new fantasy. Hot female referee! Jenn Brown can blow MY whistle! Oops, Referee Brown flagged me for illegal use of hands. Jenn Brown is indeed very sporty, as evidenced by her picture in an ad for a sports bra:
When Jenn's not posing in her bra, she's busy throwing up her hands in front of football fields: Speaking of football, here's 3 time Super Bowl Loser John Elway with All-Time Hall of Fame Sports Reporting Legend Jenn Brown. Jenn Brown loves the quarterbacks. Here she is with Jim McMahon and Doug Flutie: 2 of the best grocery baggers Kroger has ever known.
Next up, Jenn Brown opens her mouth while holding a big, black... microphone. Ok, Jenn Brown gets innocent again: That's the kind of photo that makes any man fall in love with a girl. She looks so sweet and innocent you just want to chase her in the corn field and kiss her and then hold her hand and do all sorts of innocent stuff. But then Jenn Brown throws on her "Finish Line Flag" bikini: Yes, Jenn Brown, all men want to finish on your boobs. Finish what? Um. Er. Um. Soooooo... oh look, Jen Brown is palming ballls! Jenn Brown throws up the Heisman to anyone standing in her career path: How did Jenn Brown got this far in her career? That's her secret! Below: Jenn Brown knows how to handle the stick.
"Hi, I'm Jenn Brown. Hannah Storm? I'll cut that b!tch. Ines Sainz? I'll kick her in the hoo-ha. Suzyn Waldman? That ancient wh0re? I'll poison her prune juice. It's all about Jenn Browwwwwwwwn!" "Jenn Brown here for ESPN, and I'm reporting live on the exciting release of some stupid football video game for loser guys who would have no shot at dating me." "Hi, I'm Jenn Brown and I work for Sea World." "Gargle Gargle, Jenn Brown, paying my dues... thought I was covering the Sharks game but... GARGLE GARGLE..." "Hi, I'm Jenn Brown and I like to feel my own ass." Jenn Brown is amazing! She smokes cigars yet her teeth iz so shiny! "Hi, I'm Jenn Brown, reporting for Belly Dancing lessons." Jenn Brown is all wet for you. Actually not you. For some guy with muscles and millions. You have a beer gutski and like $14,000 of credit card debt. You are not getting Jenn Brown. Sorry. Go for Holly Rowe. I hear she's available. OK, so back to the hot pics of Jenn Brown: If you're like me, you're very excited because that might be her nipple! Whoa! Jenn Brown nipple! Or maybe it's a pebble in her bikini top. Nah, it's bikini nipple! Woo-hoo! Jenn Brown's serious side. You can tell it's serious because they call her Jennifer, not Jenn. Jennifer. Jennifer Brown, reporting for 60 Minutes. 60 Minutes? You wouldn't last 60 seconds making the boink-boink with Jenn Brown! Oh my heavens! I want to swing in her on-deck circle! Rrrrrrar! Jenn Brown has it all! Big Boobs! Tight Body! Long hair! And access to all the high profile sporting events on ESPN2, like Championship Roller Derby!
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