Here are tips for your first time trying to live... with your lover. Your beloved. Your sex partner. Your significant other.

REDNECK GUY: Did you say significant other?! I ain't got one of those but my girlfriend calls ME her significant BROTHER! Yeeee-incest!

Sure, on the outside your partner is beautiful and pleasant... but on the inside... living with them day and night and morning and noon and holidays and weekends you might start to realize that they have some ever so slightly annoying habits! Like clipping their toe nails at the dinner table.

Or the way they snore in their sleep like a pug who is dreaming about cocaine.

Some things you must NOT accept...

YOU: Stop clipping your toe nails while we're eating, you ill mannered cave dweller! My salad does not need your cuticle croutons!

Some things you MUST accept...

YOU: Your snoring kept me awake all night but it's ok because you're my cute little angel with breathing problems.

So prepare yourself for seeing the HUMAN side of your girlfriend or boyfriend. Living together ends the magic of seduction because you see all the tricks behind the scenes. You see the hours it takes her to get pretty for you. You see him fumbling around and unsure of himself. You might even hear, um, certain sounds. <FART>

So in that sense, living together sucks. BUT... you will be GAINING... comfort and intimacy. You will have their company all the time. More chances to talk and tickle, cuddle and care, share and sha-boink.

REDNECK GUY: More time together to chew and spit... tobacco! Yeee-lip cancer!

So I hope you really like this other person because you're gonna see them ALL the time!

For this living arrangement to be successful, one thing you MUST have is...

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- You have to agree how to run the house. Little things can cause big fights because they represent important feelings.

- Before living together, you must absolutely decide how to...

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Comment below! What are your concerns about living with your girlfriend or boyfriend for the first time? How do you think living together will test your relationship?

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