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	<title>The Hog Blog</title>
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	<description>www.hogwild.net</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 06:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Why I Will Never Touch a Cigarette</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/04/30/why-i-will-never-touch-a-cigarette/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Apr 2006 06:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Life</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t smoke. But my dad does. 
Smokers start smoking because they are free birds. Let&#8217;s get reckless!
(Or because they are teenage girls who are rebelling against white teeth and fresh breath.)
As a kid, my dad would smoke while driving us in the car.
My dad gets cold easily, so he would be smoking in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Claims &#8220;More Farting = Less Sex&#8221; Is Not True!</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/04/23/man-claims-more-farting-less-sex-is-not-true/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/04/23/man-claims-more-farting-less-sex-is-not-true/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 17:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Uncategorized</category>
	<category>Sex</category>
	<category>Poop</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So to my thesis: More Farting = Less Sex I received some very interesting emails. 
A typical email was this quick note from a woman remarking:

&#8220;You&#8217;re right. good for you.. and for her&#8221;
But THEN I get an angry rant from THIS guy:
&#8220;I am married, I fart around my wife and daughter all the time, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman&#8217;s hair weave saves her Life</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/04/11/womans-hair-weave-saves-her-life/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/04/11/womans-hair-weave-saves-her-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 20:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>New York City</category>
	<category>Bootleg</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The New York Daily News reports that a Bronx nightclub was shot up with a dozen bullets. One person died. One person lived. Thanks to her bootleg hair weave.
A bullet pierced the rest room door, where the woman was um, resting. The 9mm deathbringer scraped the side of the woman&#8217;s head but could not kill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>March MILF Madness! The Final 4Play</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/21/march-milf-madness-the-final-4play/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/21/march-milf-madness-the-final-4play/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Celebrities</category>
	<category>Sex</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The winners of these 2 games advance to the National MILF Championships!
Vote carefully! Give a good reason explaining your MILF of choice!
Game 1: Pamela Anderson vs. Melania Trump
Game 2:  Christine Taylor vs. Heidi Klum
For pictures, see the original article.

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		<title>The Good Die Young &#038; the Bad Live Forever&#8230; in the Record Books. Kirby Puckett vs. Barry Bonds.</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/08/the-good-die-young-the-bad-live-forever-in-the-record-books-kirby-puckett-vs-barry-bonds/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/08/the-good-die-young-the-bad-live-forever-in-the-record-books-kirby-puckett-vs-barry-bonds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Sports</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kirby Puckett was a short round man. An athlete?
Yes, in baseball. That&#8217;s why I originally fell in love with baseball. Anyone of any size and shape could be great.
The best player ever, Babe Ruth, looked like a weeble with 2 skinny sticks for legs.
In 1986, every New Yorker (even some Yankees fans on the down-low) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HogWild SAT Word of the Day: Perambulate</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/08/hogwild-sat-word-of-the-day-perambulate/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/08/hogwild-sat-word-of-the-day-perambulate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 21:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Word of the Day</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perambulate
My 1st guess: the loud noise emergency vehicles make so you get the hell out of there way.
Actual definition:To stroll
Example: The prostitute perambulated in the park as her pimp peeped the po-po.

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		<title>Seth Macfarlane (Family Guy creator) is still a prick</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/06/seth-macfarlane-family-guy-creator-is-still-a-prick/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/06/seth-macfarlane-family-guy-creator-is-still-a-prick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:49:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Celebrities</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back I wrote an article on why Seth MacFarlane is a prick.
I&#8217;m still getting emails defending him from his fans who have NEVER MET HIM!
Got this today:
name: Joanna C
message: Why do you have to be so mean, GOD if you put that page about Seth Macfarlane on his fan club (which i&#8217;m apart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vitamin Beer</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/02/vitamin-beer/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/03/02/vitamin-beer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Mar 2006 22:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Food</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1st there was low carb &#8220;beer&#8221; and now they&#8217;ve invented Vitamin Beer packed with nutrients.
This is great.  I hear next is a cigarette fortified with antioxidants that fight the cancer-causing agents found in, um, cigarettes.
And Gatorade is working on formulating Hookers whose saliva adds calcium to your boners.
And the beer is called Stampede Plus. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>George Michael&#8217;s Got More Than Just Guilty Feet</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/02/27/george-michaels-got-more-than-just-guilty-feet/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/02/27/george-michaels-got-more-than-just-guilty-feet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2006 18:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Celebrities</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Michael was busted for having drugs after he was found slumped in a car in central London.
Nice.
Song parodies, anyone?
Gotta Have Faith &#8211;> Cuz I Gotta Have H
I want your Sex &#8211;> I want your X
George Michael is like, 42. And he&#8217;s still out in public acting retarded and high. That&#8217;s awesome!
Because now the rest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York City Brand Condoms</title>
		<link>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/02/15/new-york-city-brand-condoms/</link>
		<comments>http://hogwild.net/hogblog/2006/02/15/new-york-city-brand-condoms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2006 20:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hogwild</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Sex</category>
	<category>New York City</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New York Newsday reports that the New York City health department plans to develop a &#8220;memorable&#8221; wrapper for its free condoms that it distributes.
Great. I can see it now. On the condom wrapper is The Statue of Liberty. But her torch has been replaced with a giant dildo.
What will the artwork be? Maybe the Empire [...]]]></description>
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