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Dick Accidentally Discharges on Man’s Face While In Bush

Monday, February 13th, 2006

That’s the headline I want to see in the newspaper!!!

In case you didn’t know: Dick Cheney shot his 78-year old buddy Harry Whittington with a shotgun, while hunting quail.

Nice Valentine’s Day present! As any hunter will tell you: during mating season, it’s just not sporting to bag an elderly male from close range!