Vitamin Beer
Thursday, March 2nd, 20061st there was low carb “beer” and now they’ve invented Vitamin Beer packed with nutrients.
This is great. I hear next is a cigarette fortified with antioxidants that fight the cancer-causing agents found in, um, cigarettes.
And Gatorade is working on formulating Hookers whose saliva adds calcium to your boners.
And the beer is called Stampede Plus. What the hell does that mean? It sounds like a credit card offer.
This isn’t even a new idea. I’ve been drinking “healthy” adult beverages for years! I’ve been drinking Screwdrivers for Vitamin C and White Russians for Calcium. And cranberry and vodka is great for the urinary tract.
