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A while back I wrote an article on why Seth MacFarlane is a prick.

I’m still getting emails defending him from his fans who have NEVER MET HIM!
Got this today:

name: Joanna C

message: Why do you have to be so mean, GOD if you put that page about Seth Macfarlane on his fan club (which i’m apart of) you would get a major ass kicking. He has major talent and he has a great sense of humour. All cartoons are practically the same, with charactors that look alike or something like that. If you want to diss someone do it in a better way, God you are one skank B*****D. Have a nice day!

MY RESPONSE:

Hi Joanna,

Maybe you didn’t actually READ what I wrote.

I LIKE FAMILY GUY.

I don’t like Seth.

Have you met him?

Seth was a dick to little kids.

Seth’s show = funny.

Seth = prick.

And yes, Family Guy steals a lot of stuff from The Simpsons. Everybody knows that. Doesn’t mean Family guy isn’t funny… just not the most original.

To settle this debate, you should email Seth. Or write him a letter. Or go to one of his book signings! Say hi.

You are one of his biggest fans. See if he even says HELLO back to you.

I took the 2 seconds it takes to write you an email back. Will he?

- Hog

The original article: Seth MacFarlane is a prick.

George Michael was busted for having drugs after he was found slumped in a car in central London.

Nice.

Song parodies, anyone?

Gotta Have Faith –> Cuz I Gotta Have H

I want your Sex –> I want your X

George Michael is like, 42. And he’s still out in public acting retarded and high. That’s awesome!

Because now the rest of us idiots don’t have to feel so bad about our own behavior. It’s nice to know that 40 year old multi-millionaires ALSO get f***ed up and wake up to find the steering wheel is their pillow.

George Michael busted for drugs in his car. For this arrest, there is no word on whether his hand was on his stick shift.