Woman’s hair weave saves her Life
Tuesday, April 11th, 2006The New York Daily News reports that a Bronx nightclub was shot up with a dozen bullets. One person died. One person lived. Thanks to her bootleg hair weave.
A bullet pierced the rest room door, where the woman was um, resting. The 9mm deathbringer scraped the side of the woman’s head but could not kill her because it got
trapped in her hair weave!
See! There are benefits to being bootleg! Long live the bootleg lifestyle! I love it!
If that woman had an expensive hair weave that felt like soft, supple hair – she would be DEAD right now. You’d be complimenting her hair as it looked in her casket.
But no! She had a bootleg, 99 cent store hair weave. Hard as a helmet. Saved her life!
I think the U.S. Army should issue her hair weave to soldiers.
Private McDougal: “Thank God I was wearing my 99 cent curly black weave over my shaved head. It helped me survive a direct hit by that enemy missile!”
Bootleg forever!!!!
