George Michael’s Got More Than Just Guilty Feet
George Michael was busted for having drugs after he was found slumped in a car in central London.
Nice.
Song parodies, anyone?
Gotta Have Faith –> Cuz I Gotta Have H
I want your Sex –> I want your X
George Michael is like, 42. And he’s still out in public acting retarded and high. That’s awesome!
Because now the rest of us idiots don’t have to feel so bad about our own behavior. It’s nice to know that 40 year old multi-millionaires ALSO get f***ed up and wake up to find the steering wheel is their pillow.
George Michael busted for drugs in his car. For this arrest, there is no word on whether his hand was on his stick shift.
