New York City Brand Condoms

New York Newsday reports that the New York City health department plans to develop a “memorable” wrapper for its free condoms that it distributes.

Great. I can see it now. On the condom wrapper is The Statue of Liberty. But her torch has been replaced with a giant dildo.

What will the artwork be? Maybe the Empire State Building covered in a condom?

New York City Tour Guide: The Empire State Building is 102 stories, of course that doesn’t count the Reservoir Tip. The Empire State Building is ribbed for your pleasure…

3 Responses to “New York City Brand Condoms”

  1. superfreak Says:

    New York City condoms? on the package is there a picture of a guy in ski mask chasing you through central park?

  2. charliebaltimore Says:

    a memorable wrapper would be a picture of a New York City taxpayer bent over to remind them they are being screwed bc they are paying for things like memorable condom wrappers.

  3. LisaNg Says:

    omg, i would not let a guy touch me wearing a free condom. if he’s too cheap to even buy protection then forget it!

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