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When I was a little kid, I would dress up as miniature super hero and go Halloween trick or treating in the neighborhood trying to fill up my bag with as much candy as possible.
Gimme that Kit Kat! I snagged a Snickers! My little fingers need Butterfingers! 3 Cheers for 3 Musketeers! I don't know who Reese is but I love his Peanut Butter Cups!
But then there was Sylvia. She was the elderly woman who lived next door. Our hyperactive Halloween fun would come to a screeching halt because Sylvia... would give us... apples.
Nooo!! I want more chocolate bars! More sugary candies! More gooey marshmallows! More caramel! More sweetened popcorn! More more more!!!
But old Sylvia, she would smile sweetly at us and gently place an apple in our bags. But what was WORSE... MUCH worse... we had to go into her house and sit down with her!
I begged my mom to let me go! I was missing out on more candy! The other kids were running down to the next door! The candy would be all gone! But no, I had to sit down and listen to this old woman tell me stories and feed me apples.
What am I, her horse?
While you're at it, brush my hair and strap a bucket of oats around my neck.
Years later, what do I remember? All that candy gave me terrible stomach aches. And I can't remember any one of my neighbors who gave me candy. But I remember Sylvia. Because she was different. She cared.
This was lost on me as a child. But as an adult, I appreciate it.
The few minutes I enjoyed with all that candy doesn't match the memories of her.
When looking for a relationship partner, stop looking for candy. Go for the apples. Sweet and nutritious.
CHEESY GUY: Good advice. I'll look for a shapely ripe apple, and stick my worm inside.
The candy men and candy girls will leave you sick and rot your teeth -- or your crotch! The apple will keep you feeling good.
THINGS THAT KEEP YOU FEELING GOOD
- exercise
- back rubs
- rubbing exercises while on your back
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Lots of young guys make the eye-candy mistake. They try to collect as much candy as possible. Or they wait for better candy to come along, never satisfied with what they have.
Women sometimes do the same. They go for candy: a guy who is impressive but doesn't treat her well. That guy is candy. He has no nutritional value to your heart. He's junk food. And you can't live on only junk food.
Don't choose your partner based on...
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