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K in Anaheim, California writes...
Dear HogWild,
Every time I start to flirt with a cute guy, one of my prettier friends will come up and start flirting with him!
I know that I don't sound very confident saying that she's prettier than me but I think it's true, even though I still think I'm cute.
How can I flirt with guys so that even when a prettier friend comes up they will still want to talk to me?
Thanks!
- K in Anaheim, California
It's easy. Just make a sexy face at his crotch!
Hhahaha :)
Here are 3 strategies to win the guy:
1 - hang out with less pretty girls but not ugly girls.
2 - hang out with girls who have boyfriends.
or
Let's first talk about the last option because that's the first option for a lasting solution. Um, yeah!
Watch my video #464 How to Flirt with a Guy for tips. But HERE I will give you flirting tips for when you have competition.
1 - Be as pretty as possible.
2 - Be as COOL as possible.
3 - Give him a throbbing ego-boner.
4 - Be aggressive.
5 - Pizza. I want some.
Just because your friend looks like a fashion model doesn’t mean you have to lose guys to her. Different guys prefer different body types. Some like tall and thin, some like shorter and busty, some even like chunky.
But most don't want fat. Some do. Most don't. Don't be fat. Really. Try not to be fat. Educate your brain to be smart. Fill your soul with goodness. And train your body to be fit.
You don't have to be "skinny" just don't be fat. And by fat, I mean it looks like you’ve swallowed a globe. And not a snow globe. A big globe. You know, of Saturn. And you’ve got a ring of blubber around your hoo-ha region. And 2 moons orbiting you from behind.
If you're cute, then that's great! Work it, girl!
Look as cute as possible! Make sure your hair is beautiful, teeth clean and straight, just enough make-up to highlight your best features, girlie clothes that show off your figure, clean painted fingernails, and choose shampoo, lotions, and perfumes that smell AMAZING. Like pizza!
HINT: Girls who smell like oily cheese pizza will repel most guys. Except for me! I want you hot and saucy! hahha :)
OK, now here is where you can stand out ahead of Ms. Superhuman Hottie. Be COOL!
So many guys want a pretty girl who is COOL! Most guys over the age of 22 will trade a super hot annoying girlfriend for a pretty girlfriend who is super cool to hang with. And if she's sexy too... oh man! Watch my video #474 for How to be a Sexy Woman.
Guys will think you are cool if...
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- Be very interested in the things he's passionate about.
- Normally, I recommend that women be coy and act a little shy to encourage the man to take the lead. But if you have competition right in your face, you might have to be more aggressive.
This means, stab a bitch! In the neck with a spork!
HINT: Don't do that. Use the spork on her EYEBALL because you can stab with fork part and remove her eye with spoon part.
HINT: Don't do that either. Sporks don't kill people, insane psychos kill people. With sporks. Or with heavy books, yelling, "Read between the lines! I want you dead!"
Being aggressive means being more direct. Maybe even make it seem like you are already sold on him. You want him. Touch him more. Interrupt the other girls.
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