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Celebrities as Sports Stars!

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Reasons Eminem would be a Great Tennis Player

The Real Slim Shady just got shadier

strong backhand from bitch slapping ho's with his pistol

experienced Service from all those years working at the drive-thru

great cross-court volley from returning insults with all the celebs he's dissed

wicked slice from scratching records in his basement

powerful forehand from "admiring" pictures of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

Reasons Jennifer Lopez would be a Great Basketball Player

Wouldn't you like Jennifer Lopez to palm YOUR balls?

opponents will be distracted by the constantly bouncing basketballs in her bra

she can box out with that big ghetto booty

Spike Lee won't talk trash to her because her man Puff Daddy will shut his punk ass up with his 9

Reasons Robert Downey, Jr would be a Great Football Player

Mr. Big Head. Mr with the big head. Such a big head. Mr. Big Head.

because he's a felon

because he's a cokehead

while in prison he perfected the Butt Blitz

now that's he on Ally McBeal he has plenty of obnoxious back-up singers for his NFL team video

While in jail he had plenty of time to practice his "Prevent in the Red Zone" Defense

Reasons Kevin Bacon would be a Great Baseball Player

Damn Hog iz Bootleg! He gave Kevin Bacon a humpback!

because he's got a really big bat

Reasons Britney Spears would be a Great Hockey Player

Britney is like, touching that nub's nub.

she's accustomed to protecting a wide net

she practicaly invented the term "Hat Trick"

with that hot sexuality, she'll never be accused of icing

she's got plenty of practice "high sticking"

she can swallow the puck

when checked, her rubber-boobs will allow her to simply bounce back off the glass

she has a pretty penalty box

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