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Hi Hog, My boyfriend of 8 months has a child with someone else.
I also have a child with someone else. But his ex is always calling him saying
how much she screwed up and how much she loves him. But she left him and their
daughter. I have no respect for her. So when my boyfriend talks to his ex she always brings
up the past and talks about them getting back together. I told him how I feel
but it's like he thinks it's a joke. I think he likes two girls fighting over
him. I just don't know if I can deal with this. I don't know if that's - N Hog's Relationship Advice: Wow. You guys are carrying more baggage than will fit in
the overhead compartment and seat floor in front of you. Your situation is the reason that Albert Einstein coined the phrase "Baby Mama Drama." Your dude needs to be straightforward with his baby's
mama. And he needs to be honest with you about his feelings. It's okay for a guy to have friends who are girls outside the relationship, but not when those girls want to f*ck him and kiss him and suck on his jammy like it was the straw in the bottom of her almost-empty Pina Colada. <Insert sound effect of enthusiastic slurping.> To win any negotiation, you need to be willing to walk
away. As painful as it may be, can you walk away from him? So you need to show him that you will not allow this current situation to continue. Don't threaten him. Don't get angry. There is a reason he is not with her and he's with you. So you are obviously doing something right in your relationship with him. <Insert sound effect of enthusiastic slurping.> HA HA HA! Just kidding! Men are pigs! He's going to totally sha-boink her! Then he will get caught. Then you will dump him. Then he'll be back with his baby's mama. Then she'll start acting like her old self and leave him again. Then he'll be alone. And he'll be spending every night with his old-old girlfriend that met on the internet: ".jpg" It's your job to save him from himself! This is the role of women in American society. To lift a man from his base desires and make him want to be a better person. If your dude wants to keep his baby's mama in his life,
this is very delicate. He still cares for her. But why? <Insert sound effect of enthusiastic slurping.> Word, hogsta.
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