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Hi Hog, Why am I always attracted to wrong type of
guy? Like Mr. Pot Head, Mr. Drink-and-drive, Mr. Control-Freak, and Mr.
Can't-keep-a-job? Hog's Relationship Advice: It's because you are a woman. You confuse
the excitement of "drama" with attraction. Super-hot-girl can be always be late, be a terrible cook, and a flirt. Walnocerous-girl can't get away with that behavior.
Walnocerous-girl gets a stern talking-to if she interrupts us by
sneezing. "Woman! What did I tell you about sneezing when I'm talking!"
That's why Carrot Top is jacked while Chris Rock is
skinny. If Chris Rock wasn't as hilarious as he is, he'd be in the gym every
day, too. I'll tell you where... it's on that motorcycle. The guy with tattoos who will take you on an adventure. You never know where you stand with him. Then he will take off. But at least he won't leave you TOTALLY alone. You know, since you're pregnant and all. And you always have that new blister on your lip to remember him by.
But she's always complaining about her co-workers,
she only wants to watch Romantic Comedies, she won't let you watch sports, and
she accuses you of cheating on her with the 400 pound woman who sweeps
the floor at Wal-Mart.
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