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Hi Hog, I want to date my friend's ex-girlfriend. They were a couple 4 years ago but are still friends. My friend hates the idea but the girl is really hot and she likes me. But she doesn't want to upset him. - Eric, Missouri, USA Hog's Relationship Advice: Your friend here still has feelings for his
ex-girlfriend. And while he can't keep her from dating, he CAN use his
influence to keep her from dating YOU. EX-GIRLFRIEND: Oh my God, is it you? Hello? Eric? Please! HER MOM: You are really pathetic, you know that? (Call waiting beep.) EX-GIRLFRIEND: Oh my God, is it you? Hello? Eric? Please! HER BEST FRIEND: You are sooooooo sad. (33 days later) EX-GIRLFRIEND: Oh my God, is it you? Hello? Eric? Please! YOU: Hey, what's up? Look, I'm kinda horny today. Wanna hop on my love-rod? EX-GIRLFRIEND: Oh my God, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Of course, this is not true. In reality, the girl you used
to love is now a huge slut, wrapping her legs around faces like
a pretzel. How do I know this? Because I banged her, dude!
You are violating the 1st Commandment of Guyhood.
Okay, then bury your head in her boobies. But you will damage your
friendship. I'm not saying it's fair of him to feel this way, but he does.
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