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Hi Hog, How do I tell my girlfriend that I'd like her to lose weight? - Trevor in Ohio Hog's Relationship Advice: Ooh! Touchy subject! - Do you still make certain your b@lls are powder
fresh before dropping - Do you still take her out for a romantic Italian dinner or are you bootleg and order delivery and stick a candle in the center of the pizza, you cheap piece of crap? - Are you so hairy that it looks like you're wearing a vest? - Is it difficult for you to type emails because your
beer gutski is hanging over the keyboard? Then she'll be all self-conscious. Then she won't have
sex anymore because being naked (And that sucks, because everyone knows the
best part about fat chicks is that they put out!) HER: What?! You don't think I look good anymore?! YOU: Stop eating doughnuts, bitch! YOU: I love how you look. You look EXTRA-hot
in the pictures because you were going to the gym and stuff. It was nice. I know
you don't have as much time now. DON'T SAY THIS: Just 20 more pounds to go, fat
ass! or or or or
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