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Hi Hog, Hog's relationship advice:
A great way for a woman to show her appreciation for her man is to drop
to her knees, look in his eyes, and give him a ferocious cockle-spackling. Heh heh. Overcum. Damp + dark = moldy man marbles. Gross. Keep 'em dry. And it wouldn't hurt to trim the ZZ Top beard you got goin' on down there! 2 - She has a hang-up. Could be a religious reason. Or she thinks it's
wrong. You'll have to gently address this issue. You spray whipped cream on her and lick
it off. Then she eats some off you. Everyone is having fun. Then when
she's drunk with the giggles you say in a low voice, "Hey, I have an idea...
What if you lick a little whipped cream off my jimmy-jam-jamma-jam?"
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