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Q 68. Hi Hog,

I'm 23 yrs old, I've been with the same guy 8 years. We have a 5 year old daughter together. My problem is... we do not get along with each other. We always fight. He drives me f*ckin' crazy. I get so mad sometimes that I tell him I want him to leave, but he never will. And I don't know if I want him to leave.

WTF is wrong with me? Why can't we get along for the sake of our daughter?

He blames all our problems on me. Says the reason he has not been a success in his life is because of me. He says I don't stand behind his dreams, that's why he has failed. Now not one time has he showed any interest in my dreams, so why the hell should I show interest in
his??

Please help me!! I'm getting to where I cant stand to hear his voice. I hate feeling like this.

Wendi

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Hog's Relationship Advice:

Dating 8 years! And you're only 23. So by my calculations, you starting dating this guy in 4th grade.

I know a lot of girls in 4th grade like to play house and say that they will marry a certain boy -- but you actually DID!

How did he introduce himself to you? By pulling your hair?

HA HA HA!!

Did you fall in love with him because he had the most candy?

"Is that a Snickers Bar in your pants, or are you happy to see me?"

Arguing is not good. I used to think it was normal.

Because my parents always argued. They would scream at each other. And I thought, "Aaaaw! They are so in love!"

No. This is not right.

You should be snuggling, not screaming. (Except during sex. (And not because his knee is in your ribs.))

The most important thing here is your daughter. She needs to feel loved by both of you.

And she needs dolls. And maybe a puppy. This is what girls need. Love, dolls, and puppies.

If she is around fighting and arguing all the time, she might feel like it is her fault - even if it has nothing to do with her.

It is possible for a child's parents to not live together, but still make the child feel loved. Maybe this is the answer for you two.

Wendi, you are like Israel. Your man is like Palestine. And your daughter
is Jerusalem. You both love Jerusalem. But your fighting is destroying it.

(Wow. I can't believe I got all political there. I feel all smart now. Now let me watch some American Idol to dumb myself down a bit.)

You and your man should get along for the sake of yourselves. Everyone deserves to be happy. If you're not happy, then something needs to change.

THINGS THAT NEED TO CHANGE

#1 -  He is being a pussy. You can't blame your problems on somebody else. That doesn't get you anywhere. That's like when professional athletes blame everybody else for the team's suckiness.

#2 - He is frustrated. He is taking it out on you. Not cool. He needs to get out his frustrations by

a - working to fix what bothers him
b - increasing the intensity of his masturbation sessions
or
c - smoking a fattie.

#3 - You SHOULD stand behind his dreams. And he should stand behind yours. No question about that.

#4 - Work to get along. Yes, work at it. It takes work. I had to learn how to do it. I had no idea. Read this book: How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie. Apply it to your relationship.

#5 - The New York Mets need to acquire some starting pitching. This has nothing to do with you, Wendi. But it still something important that needs to change.

Do you guys WANT to get along?

Seriously. You're probably addicted to the adrenaline rush of yelling and arguing. You get hype. Your home is like a boxing ring. As soon as he gets home... DING! Round 1.

Stop arguing. Start accepting. You will not change HIM -- only YOUR attitude ABOUT him.
 

Stop thinking: I hate that he gets pee around the toilet bowl.

Start thinking: He get 92% of his pee into the bowl. 92%! In my grading system, that's the Honor Roll.

Accept that:

1 - He is frustrated with himself and upset with his life
2 - He can not name 3 Senators, but can name 15 porn stars whose names begin with the letter K

Show appreciation. Praise each other.

If he looks good, tell him! And don't be sarcastic!

Don't say, "You look a lot less dumpy today."

Even if he is mean, be nice. It will start to rub off on him.

Now... if you have nothing you can appreciate about him, or if you can not respect him, it is time to leave.

If your home was on fire, you would leave to protect your child. You would not worry that you have no home... you will find a new one.

Your home IS on fire. Anger is flaming, the thick black smoke of resentment is choking your daughter's childhood. Put out the fire. Or get the hell out.
 

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