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Click a Question to See Hog's Advice!Go Back to ArchiveQ61: My girlfriend is graduating from college and I want to know what is an appropriate gift to get her. We've only been going out for a little over a month. I'm thinking of getting her a really nice pen because in her field she's going to be doing a lot of writing. What do you think? - Ralph in Cleveland HOGWILD.NET expert dating advice every day
Q62: Summary: Girl has the Hots for Take-charge Guy but doesn't want to take orders. Hot sex. Cold shoulder. What should I do? Skip to my Expert Dating Advice or read the full question here: I am feeling you might be a man's, man and I need advice, from that sort of man. I have had the pleasure of spending my time with the lawyer/ doctor types. But I have been with a man who is different for me. He takes the lead, and I think he wants me to follow. Sort of where he feels he stands 6 feet tall, and I stand under that. Example... Click for my Expert Dating Advice
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Q61: My girlfriend is graduating from college and I want to know what is an appropriate gift to get her. We've only been going out for a little over a month. I'm thinking of getting her a really nice pen because in her field she's going to be doing a lot of writing. What do you think? - Ralph in Cleveland Wow. A nice pen. That's actually a REALLY great gift to give her -- if you were her UNCLE!!! Or her brother, or her cousin, or her accountant. What the hell is wrong with you? You're humping this girl! Do you want to CONTINUE humping this girl? Then don't give her a pen! Be romantic! You're her freakin' boyfriend, not her dentist! I mean, why don't you get her a savings bond, GRANDMA?! Why on God's polluted Earth would you get her a pen? Maybe it's so she'll remember you every time she does something boring. C'mon, man! You gotta be romantic. There's a REASON, you've never seen a Valentine's Day sale at OFFICE MAX! "Hey sweet heart, I want you to have this very special pen and some ink cartridges." "Congratulations on your graduation. Here's a pen and a firm handshake." No. NO. NO! Dude, a pen? Slow down, big boy. A pen? You've only been going together a month, maybe start out with some nice smelling pink highlighters. Don't be a dorkus morawkus. Flowers. Candy. Dinner. Proven. Writing implements? Paper clips? Paper weights? NOT proven. Back to Top Ask YOUR Question! More Expert Dating Advice Tell a Friend!HOGWILD.NET expert dating advice every day Q62: Summary: Girl has the Hots for Take-charge Guy but doesn't want to take orders. Hot sex. Cold shoulder. What should I do? I hate when people answer their own question because it doesn't give me anything to do.
You said you want to walk around your with head up. But he makes you bow your head in subservience. The End. Some guys find they can't handle a hot bim because every other nub is looking at their girl. Then they feel insecure. That's a
bad feeling. So they dump the girl. Girls want a guy who makes her
feel special. Some girls feel special if a guy is "taking care" of her.
You don't. You are independent-minded. Otherwise, go shopping for a new man! Back to Top Ask YOUR Question! More Expert Dating Advice Tell a Friend!HOGWILD.NET expert dating advice every day
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