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Hi Hog, My friend introduced me to a boy that she liked. After
a while I became good friends with him and he didn't talk to my friend as much.
Thanks, Hog's Relationship Advice: You are NOT heartbroken. You are horny-broken. NOTE: That 1 thing was not your charming personality. And when you denied him that 1 thing, he dropped you like a really hot piece of toast because you know, toast is really toasty when it's first um, toasted. NOTE TO SELF: Dammit! Make better analogies! Your analogies suck like uh, something that sucks! Dammit! So this guy asked if he could "do you." Well isn't he Mr. Romance? Man! All this time I have been trying to be more romantic. More sensitive. When all it takes is, "Hey girl! So you wanna do it, or what?" This dude on Valentine's Day: Roses are red... Violets are blue Forget these stupid flowers, let's get naked and screw! Do you really want to be with a guy who is only after your body? If you just need to feel a man's romance-pole in your
lady-hole then
they are plenty of options for you. You are a girl. Just flirt with
dudes until one of them gets the hint. It's weird that most people are more selective about which peach they choose at the grocery store than which person they will date. They should do an experiment: Make a recording that makes a certain peach yell out, "I like you!" And I bet that peach gets picked more often. And I bet a lot of shoppers will be like, "Whoa. I gotta stop smoking marijuana." We like the people who like us. Because, wow! That person must have good taste to like me! Watch your ego. This guy chose you over your friend. That made you feel
good. Powerful. He gave you a massive Ego-org@sm! YOUR MAN: I just won the football championship in Madden! People want what they can't have. Do you see how you had something fun
and then he took it away. So now you want it more! So do I know what is going on with this guy? Yeah. He's being a guy. Guys (generally) follow the easiest path to sex with a girl in his R.A.H. (Range of Acceptable Hotness.) So now he is looking for an easier path. If you give him the "do-it" you will not necessarily secure him as a boyfriend... for that he has to actually really like you -- or the sex is amazing -- in which case... he will really like you!
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