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Hi Hog, I have guy friend who has liked me for over a year. But we never got together because at first I was in a relationship and then when I was single, I decided that we would be better as friends. Now I find out that he is dating someone else. I realize that I want him badly now, and although we
both still act like best friends, I don't know what to do, or how to act to get
him to want to go out with me again. -H Hog's Relationship Advice: Repeat after me: People always want what they
can't have. But don't talk to him everyday. Keep it casual. He knows
you like him. You know he likes you but right now he's with someone else. When
he and this other girl break-up, you can make NOTE: This is symbolism. Guys don't like it when you ACTUALLY attack them and tear their flesh with your beak. 2 - Meet more dudes. A lot more dudes. If your options are limited, then you will keep thinking about those few options. If you have many options, then you will be in a great position to choose the BEST guy for you instead of simply a guy who you happen to know.
Imagine a vending machine. Would you rather have 2 choices or 20 choices?
Would you rather have Skittles or a bag of chips? You want Skittles AND a bag of
chips?!! You slllllllut! Guys like girls who are hot. Your hotness level is
determined by these factors: Now, if at any time you HAPPEN to be
single AND this guy you like happens to be single... then you can be all like,
"Hey, whatcha been up to? I would like to see that new movie where the stuff
blows up. If only I had someone to go with..." Now a note to the guys reading this. What did we learn? Girls want who they can't have. So don't be so available. Pretend like you are already taken. Or do what I do, fake your own death.
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