Obama vs. McCain... Who should be President of the United States? The idea of either one in office makes me need a drink! So it's time for YOU to go HogWild and play along with the HogWild Drinking Game for the Presidential Debate!

- When Afghanistan is mentioned... drink 1 Car Bomb!

- When McCain manages to bring up how he was a Prisoner of War in Vietnam...
Grab your army-issue Colt 45... Malt Liquor!

- When Obama uses the phrase “more of the same”... Remember the last drink you had? Drink "more of the same"!

- For girls... When Sarah Palin is mentioned... Wink at the TV and drink a Shirley Temple like a good Hockey Mom!

- For guys... When Sarah Palin is mentioned... Lift two beers in the air and shout, "Nice Cans!!!"

- When one candidate claims the other will raise your taxes... Pour out 25% of your beer and complain about it.

- Take a gulp of your American beer when you hear any of these phrases:
change
maverick
fundamental
experience
my friends
surge
victory
the American people

You must also take a sip if somebody stutters, fake-laughs, or mentions some dollar figure in the billions or trillions.

- When McCain says in Iraq we can't "retreat" or "give up"... Take a sip of French wine

- When either candidate sheds a tear... Drink an O'Douls! Because fake politician tears deserve fake beers!

- When someone says we need to "fix" the economy... Drink a Screwdriver!

- When someone talks about jobs going overseas... sip your Chinese Tsingtao Beer

- When someone mentions Iraq... Pop Champagne and sarcastically declare, "Mission Accomplished!"

- When someone mentions Wall Street or Main Street... Act like YOU are on the street and drink your beer out of a paper bag.

- When either candidate says the word "nuclear"... drink a Jägerbomb.

- When someone mentions the auto industry... drink a Japanese sake.

- When anyone mentions the host site of the debate, Hofstra University... drink a Long Island Iced Tea.

- When anyone says "right to choose" or the word "abortion"... Drink 1 Bloody Mary. Awwww! HA HA HA!

- Anyone says "our allies"... Take a swig of Old English.

- Someone talks about "sealing our borders" or illegal immigrants... Tequila!

- McCain mentions Ronald Reagan... Let your beer "trickle-down" your throat

- Obama mentions Bill Clinton... Do Jell-o Shots off a girl!

- When someone is clearly lying or backtracking... Drink a vodka with plenty of Red BULL!

- When someone mentions "the economy" be sure YOU are the like the economy -- fucked up!

Or, if you're driving home and can't get too drunk... then be like the economy and go into the shitter.

*** This Drinking Game is OVER if any of the 3 following super-unlikely events actually happen:

1- McCain accidentally lets an old-man-fart slip out.

2 - Obama suggests that if elected he will "paint the White House black" then he proceeds to pump his fist in the air while woofing like a dog in the style of early 1990's talk show host Arsenio Hall.

3 - Either McCain or Obama give a honestly workable solution to any real problem facing the American people.

And Finally to REALLY end this Drinking Game...

- If either candidate mentions President Bush... Since he's on the way out and has left a bad taste in everyone's mouth -- go ahead and... PUKE!

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