The East Valley Tribune reports that the Mayor of Scottsdale, Arizona is outraged over a new Mexican restaurant opening in her town because it is named Pink Taco.

ABOVE: Mayor Mary Manross is not a fan of the Pink Taco.

I think she should support Pink Taco! I can't think of one town in America that wouldn't welcome a Pink Taco opening!

Usually a Pink Taco opens to smiling faces.

In Scottsdale, opponents say the Pink Taco is filthy and they want no part of the Pink Taco. Some motorists actually slowed down to give Pink Taco "the finger."

Mayor Mary Manross wants the Pink Taco closed for good.

The Mayor has said she may reconsider the issue but I think she is merely paying lip service to the Pink Taco.

Maybe the mayor is scared of the Pink Taco. Maybe if she just tried to eat at the Pink Taco. C'mon. Give it a try. You never know until you try it.

The Scottsdale City Council is scheduled to vote on whether to recommend the restaurant get a liquor license. I implore the Scottsdale City Council... the Pink Taco and liquor go together! Do you know how hard it is to open a Pink Taco WITHOUT liquor?!!

The Pink Taco would love it if you liquor.

A City Hall meeting was called:

1st item on the Agenda: Discuss the Pink Taco.

I guess the Scottsdale City Hall is similar to my group of friends. Because my buddies and I talk about the Pink Taco all the time! Though we mainly talk about new Pink Tacos opening and potential openings. And of course, Pink Tacos we've been thrown out of permanently.

And sometimes we reminisce about past experiences at the Pink Taco.

*** AN OPEN LETTER ***

To the Honorable Ms. Mayor Manross of Scottsdale, Arizona:

Please allow this new Pink Taco to open. You cannot put a Chastity Belt on the Pink Taco. Don't condemn the Pink Taco when the Pink Taco has met all health standards.

It really is a fine establishment. In fact, Pink Taco is so popular, sometimes it's difficult to get inside! It's really a tight fit!

Before you reach your final decision, please, just take a peek inside the Pink Taco.

I guarantee you, once you try it, you'll find that you can't wait until you're inside the Pink Taco again!

Sincerely,

HogWild

Proud American and defender of our Constitutional Right to Freedom of Queaf.


*** 7 QUESTIONS REGARDING PINK TACO ***

1 - The guy who mops the floors at the Pink Taco... is his job description to "Clean the Pink Taco"? If so, is it legally acceptable to call him a douche?

2 - When he mops, does he put down a yellow sign on the floor that says "PINK TACO: SLIPPERY WHEN WET"?

3 - Does the Pink Taco serve a Brunch Munch at the Pink Taco special?

4 - If there were to be an after-hours robbery at this restaurant, would the local TV News report:

"Breaking and Entering at the Pink Taco!"?

5 - Does the Pink Taco close 1 week per month for renovation?

6 - Who manages the Pink Taco?

7 - At the Pink Taco, does the carpet match the curtains?

 

*** MY PERSONAL RECOMMENDATION ***

I for one, am always excited whenever I enter the Pink Taco. I like it because not only is it delicious a place to eat, but I'm in and out in 10 minutes. Sometimes less!

You can usually find me enjoying the Pink Taco after work and on weekends. But every once in a while I can sneak out for lunch and get in there in the middle of the day.

I am very grateful for the Pink Taco in my town. I love it! I love the Pink Taco so much that on days when I don't get in, I'll go on the internet to look at pictures of it!

*** A NEWS STORY I DON'T WANT TO SEE ***

Smoke and fire billowed out of the Pink Taco. The accident was caused by an apparent explosion caused by a sudden change in air pressure which also resulted in a funny sound.

Fireman after fireman entered the Pink Taco, hose in hand.

The entire Department flooded the Pink Taco, spraying the walls until their tanks were empty.

Firemen were breathing hard as they ran up in the Pink Taco. The firemen were safe because they were wearing protective suits.

*** ANOTHER TESTIMONIAL IN FAVOR OF THE PINK TACO ***

Hi, my name is Steve and I'm a 17 year old senior in high school. Last night was my first time inside a Pink Taco. I must say, I really enjoyed it!

Although I've poked my head inside a Pink Taco before briefly, this was the first time I stayed to eat.

Sure, it was a little sloppy, and more than once I had to wipe the juices of my chin, but it was full of flavor. I had the fish taco and for dessert and I had the cream pie. Actually, I didn't ask for the cream pie, it just came!

 

*** CONCLUSION ***

I think the Mayoress of Scottsdale should relax and let the Pink Taco open. Your job is to run the city, not interfere with businesses like Pink Taco. Stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong!

What began as a minor flap, has turned into a major squeeze on a local business. She's really sticking it to the Pink Taco!

Let's hope we can pull back the complicated layers of this issue, really dig deep, and squash the beef with the Pink Taco.

Let's raise a glass in hopes to a happy ending!

NOTE: If the Pink Taco is successful, analysts expect a Brown-Eye Burrito to penetrate the market next.