It's March MILF Madness at HOGWILD.NET! Woo-hoo!

4 MILFs have already advanced to the next round in part 1 of March MILF Madness. Now we've got the right side of the bracket:

For the Sweet Ass 16 Round, I opened the voting to you. Everyone who receives my newsletter got a chance to vote and voice their opinion.

* 1st MILF Match-up: Heidi Klum vs. Brooke Burke

STATS:

Heidi Klum
Born: 1973
# of Children: 3
Best Attribute: legs

Brooke Burke
Born: 1971
# of Children: 2
Best Attribute: She's a really knowledgeable tour guide... and her boobies

Here are some of your best comments:

GeorgeL: Oooh. I just popped a brain cell, as well as popping something else. It's like comparing steaks from Chris Ruth or Morton's. And since I've never had a steak from either of those places, I really don't know. If I HAD to choose, I guess I choose Brooke Burke because while Heidi is super ridiculously hot Brooke seems a little sluttier and MILFtastic.

Gary: Heidi now and forever and I would like to say f*ck you HogWild for making me choose between her and Brooke! Not fair!

LizzieHearts: Brooke Burke is exotic looking and hot. Heidi Klum is beautiful, too. I vote for Brooke because she's sexier. If I had threesome with my boyfriend, I'd pick Brooke.

JulioRivera9: Heidi Klum is with Seal. If a dude looking like that can get a supermodel then we all have hope. So I vote for Heidi because she's not all about looks. Even though I am.

As for me, I'm going with Brooke Burke all the way. Of course, Heidi is hot but I picture her shouting in German during sex and that scares me. I don't want to hear, "Ya! Ya! Oh ya! Blitzkrieg! Ya!"

But in this round, it's your votes that count and and the tally is a razor-thin 107-105 in favor of...

Heidi Klum! Heidi will warm your wiener schnitzel in the next round of the Amazing 8!

* 2nd MILF Match-up: Melania Trump vs. Denise Richards

STATS:

Melania Trump
Born: 1970
# of Children: 1
Best Attribute: married to Donald Trump's cash
Worst Attribute: married to Donald Trump's mouth

Denise Richards
Born: 1971
# of Children: 2
Best Attribute: smile
Worst Attribute: won't return my emails

Here's what you had to say:

Ty: I love everything about Denise Richards even down to the way she speaks.

JaimeQB: Denise Richards appears in every fantasy I've ever had. I've even dreamt about masturbating to Denise Richards. That's how hot she is. She's even too good for me in my dreams.

Craazy_Carol: Melania Trump should win because she has to put up with Donald Trump. No amount of money is worth having to wake up next to him every morning.

JaimeQB, that's sad. And Craazy_Carol, I think Melania did the math. She crunched the numbers. She figured out exactly how much it is worth to be married to Donald Trump. I think she got it right. My vote here is for Melania Trump. They are both super hot. But you've got to see some of the photos of Melania Trump. Denise Richards wins if this was 1999. But it's not.

Your votes are in and it's a blow-out! The score is 182 - 30 in favor of...

Denise Richards! This should have been closer. I can't believe this one. I think people don't know how hot Melania Trump is.

* 3rd MILF Match-up: Madonna vs. Victoria Beckham

This is an interesting match-up because Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham has an English accent and Madonna pretends to have one. Plus, Madonna is a mega pop star and Victoria Beckham pretends to be one.

STATS:

Madonna
Born: 1958
# of Children: 2
Best Attribute: sexy dancer

Victoria Beckham
Born: 1974
# of Children: 3
Best Attribute: retired from "singing"

Here's what you guys commented:

BrianP88: I stopped being attracted to Madonna once she got the David Letterman gap in her teeth. I know she's doing it to be unique, but some things you don't f*ck with. If she wanted to get tattoos or wanted to sculpt her
pubic hair into a bonsai tree, that's cool... but you can't mess with your smile.

SweetieSoul: Madonna still looks great. She's in excellent shape and can still move her body in very sexy ways. Victoria Beckham looks like 2 popsicle sticks attached to a pair of big fake tits. She's gross.

JayNice: Madonna is about 1000 years old. She hasn't been hot since, damn, ever? Posh Spice has a hot body and she must be doing something right because she's married to one of the world's best athletes. So she's got a lot of girls after her man but she's got him in check. That means she's very talented between the goal posts.

I find Posh Spice frightening. She's always too tan and to me her face looks like a cat that's about to chew off your nose. So my vote is for the Queen of Kabbalah, Madonna.

But it's you guys that hold the power and your votes are 128 - 84 in favor of...

Victoria Beckham!

And the final match-up for the Sweet Ass 16 Round:

* 4th MILF Match-up: Demi Moore vs. Elizabeth Hurley

Demi Moore
Born: 1962
# of Children: 3
Best Attribute: willing to date men who are the same age as her breast implants

Elizabeth Hurley
Born: 1965
# of Children: 1
Best Attribute: her incredibly generous and life-saving charity work... and perky boobies.

Your comments on this match-up kinda sucked. This one was pretty good:

Jim4Real: Elizabeth Hurley is hotter. Plus she got that hot accent. Demi Moore is hot but her team of plastic surgeons can only keep her looking good for so long.

My vote goes to Elizabeth Hurley because unlike Demi Moore, she is not part-robot. Your votes are 133-79 in favor of...

Demi Moore!

So there you have it. Congratulations to all our celebrity MILFs who advanced to the round of the Amazing 8. I'm sure they are very proud. Stay tuned to HOGWILD.NET for the next round of voting!