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JUSTIN: When the 72nd ranked tennis player in the world, Ashley Harkleroad, decided to pose nude for Playboy, jaws dropped everywhere and it got me to thinking... Who are the top 10 hottest female athletes that men would push their girlfriends down in order to get to the newsstands to see them naked? Well never fear because I have the answers!
2. Danica Patrick - The first woman to ever win an Indy Car race has been featured in just about every sports magazine known to man. Hopefully though once she’s finished with sports magazines she’ll pose for a shoot for all of her male fans!
HOG: Danica Patrick is super ridiculously over-rated. She is NOT hot. She is at best, cute. She’s doesn’t even get my stick shift into 2nd gear. She’s slightly above average. OF COURSE she’s hot compared to the typical NASCAR fan’s wife/cousin. But dude, she has NO rear end bumper and NO hood ornaments to speak of. She is basically a girl with a decent face who is in shape. Big freakin’ deal. She does not belong in this list. And not because she isn’t hot. Because Auto Racing is NOT A SPORT! JUSTIN: I'll take Danica's bumper any day!
HOG: She’s not bad. She looks much better in some pictures than others. She wouldn’t be all-that if she wasn’t a semi-athlete. (C’mon, it’s golf. Frisbee Golf is more of a sport than regular golf, because at least there you have to actually throw a Frisbee.) JUSTIN: See I thought about adding Michelle Wie but since she's only 18 that means she's barely legal and...ummm is it too late to change number 4?
5. Heather Mitts - I remember in high school all of the hot chicks played soccer and I’m proud to say that Heather Mitts crushes all competition.
HOG: I remember in my college all the super fat ugly chicks played soccer. Crazy, right? You’d expect those girls to be on the Softball team. But no, there they were weezing their way up and down the soccer field. Our girl’s soccer team was named the Stampede. JUSTIN: See that's weird because at my high school all the fat chicks were cheerleaders. Seriously, they cheer with cheeseburgers in their hands and you could forget about a human pyramid without a building permit.
HOG: I guess the hot tennis gene extends down to table tennis.
7. Jennie Finch - Softball players are usually either smoking hot or a built like an NFL Lineman. Lucky for us Jeanie isn’t built like Leonard Davis because it makes it much more fun to watch her bounce around the Softball diamond in short shorts!
8. Misty May - I know her name sounds like a p*rn star but she’s actually a world class beach volleyball player and with a body like that, I’m sure most men wouldn’t mind letting her play with their balls.
I could include other not-hot pics of her, but why bother? I don't how you chose her when Beach Volleyball is populated with the most super hot chicks on the planet: HOG: Yeah, beach volleyball is the greatest sport ever invented. Except in Europe. Where the dudes are wearing those Speedos banana-boat bathing suits. 9. Sue Bird - Okay I know there’s not much to pick from in the WNBA and we make jokes about the players all the time but Sue Bird is the exception. Perhaps if WNBA execs could follow the Seattle Storm’s lead and have at least one hot chick per team there would be more than 7 people in the stands! HOG: Again, this girl is CUTE, but not hot. What the hell is going on with you? You live in Texas! I KNOW Texas is full of hot chicks. And dude, you lived here in New York City for years! Let explain the difference between "cute" and "hot." Cute: Aw, you're adorable! I want to cuddle you like a puppy! Hot: Aw! I just sprained my pen!s! I want to cuddle your boobies while pounding you doggy-style! I was thinking about this... We always rip on the WNBA for having so many ugly players... But what about the NBA? The NBA features plenty of ugly dudes. You don’t see too many potential Soap Opera stars playing pro basketball. The best looking dude in basketball is probably Kobe Bryant — and he’s not exactly a gentlemen with the ladies. I don’t think girls are swooning over LeBron James for his looks. The NBA is full of dudes with great bodies but ugly mugs. It’s a league full of Butter Faces!
10. Serena Williams - Well this one I must admit is weird. When she’s on the court I’d be afraid to even arm wrestle this Amazon but off the court she’s not bad and be honest, most men would check out her centerfold just to make sure those are tennis balls in her skirt.
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