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This week is Hanukah! I'm Jewish so I celebrate. But I'm also HogWild so I have my own HogWild traditions! Most Jewish people play Spin the Dreidel. It's basically a dice game. You can play for money but most play for candy. Let's just say my new version is not one that you want to play with your family. :) NOTE: Unless you live in West
Virginia and adhere to the popular stereotypes of your region.
In the official version of the Dreidel game, you spin the Dreidel and then it lands on 1 of 4 Hebrew letters. The letters stand for words that represent how much of the pot you collect or how much you have to give back.
HOGWILD'S HANUKAH DRINKING GAME The Jewish people have been
persecuted for 1000's of years in nearly every nation before
being granted their own nation of Israel. נ
(Nun) = Nazi Germany. During World War II the Germans were a little bit
mean to the Jewish people. They called the Jewish women ugly and
any time somebody farted they blamed the Jews, and they
also systematically slaughtered 6 million Jewish people. Drink a
Beck's Beer. ה
(Hi) = Hi and Goodbye as France expelled Jews from 1182-1394. Drink
French Champagne and eat smelly French cheese. During these years
the French people were very rude. It's a tradition that lasts until
today. If you were Jewish they also took all your stuff, kicked you
out of your home, and then made you pay the King to be allowed back
in to see your family.
Okay, that was like a history lesson. We all learned something. So now let's get ignorant!
HogWild's Hanukah Strip Dreidel Game! Spin the dreidel and if it lands on... נ
(Nun) Guys, slowly remove your yarmulke*. Girls, seductively
remove your coat. Don't complain that you're cold. ג (Gimel) = You can put any piece of clothing back on. Mazel Tov! ה (Hi) Guys, you must remove your shirt. Girls, the only think that may cover your breasts now are 2 potato latkes. Don't complain that your latkes are cold. ש
(Shin) Holy Moses! Time for an Exodus of
everything below the waist! Guys, the girls will now
see your Hanukah Candle and Matzah balls. Girls, the guys will
now celebrate around your Gaza Strip or if you're a little un-kosher
down there, your Hanukah bush. Oy!
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Hanukah Jokes:
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