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An old Native American proverb
teaches us:
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SHOW IT!
Break up into 4 teams. Just by being within 100 miles of the stuff is enough to make you die a slow and painful death. Just think of it as the end of the school day. Except there is no summer vacation to look forward to. And it hurts. It hurts real bad.
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SHOW IT! 1 - Smoke a pack a cigarettes.
2- Fill a clear plastic bag with the
smoke you exhale. 3- Now pull the plastic bag over your best friend's head.
This represents how smog causes breathing
problems. Don't tell mommy.
At school we will pour the bleach
into a water gun and you will very carefully shoot each
other in the eyes.
Smog is caused by factories that pollute
and by vehicles that use lots of gasoline. The only answer is
to blow up Republicans. SHOW IT! Global warming is causing the ice caps to melt. This is causing the oceans to rise. This will flood cities.
It is also causing crazy weather
patterns like deadly hurricanes and tsunamis. WARNING: You should not do this for less than 10 minutes.
3. Make him repeat the phrase: But at
least it's a dry heat. 5. Tell him that President Bush says help is on the way. 6. Lock the door.
7. Leave.
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As a reward for good behavior, bring
the class to McDonalds, a company that is known for
systematically destroying rain forests to make way for more
pre-cooked cows to graze.
As negative reinforcement, when the children
complain of being really tired, you can tell them: "Do well in
school so when you are a grown-up, you don't have to do this for a
living."
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