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Welcome to The Next Level of Awesome: How to Destroy Negative Thoughts to See your True Awesomeness! What you must know is that... negative thoughts... are lies. You were born to be awesome. Not mediocre. Not one in the crowd. AWESOME. NERDY GUY: Yes! I FEEL... awesome! Normally I wear white socks with my black shoes but today I'm wearing PLAID socks because... I CAN! HAR-HAR-HAHAHH-HAR-HAR! How you show that awesomeness depends on you. It could be through your caring nature, your intelligence, NERDY GUY: Your dominance in World of Wizard Dragons! Your sexiness, your artistic ability, your scientific ability, your compassion... the way you EXPRESS your awesomeness is your destiny. Anything that tries to DENY you of your destiny... is a lie. These negative thoughts are NOT natural. They were put in your mind by bullies and mean-spirited people who surrounded you. Some of them might have posed as friends, some might be people in your family who were pushing you down out of jealousy or just because they don't know any other way to live. But you're not a child anymore. This is your life. It's time to let out your awesomeness! NERDY GUY: Yes! Out, out awesomeness! Oh, maybe my suspenders are holding it inside! Be free! And when your awesomeness is plain to see, you will attract awesome humans into your life. That’s when you will have a great selection of high-quality potential poking partners. NERDY GUY: Poking? When I get a nice girl, I wouldn't want to poke her! I would want to hold her hand until the sun goes down or until it slips out of my grip because of the hyperactive sweat glands in my palm! Here are some examples of LIES that might enter your mind... followed by how to re-write them into the Truth. LIE: "I choked up in a big spot. I was going to kiss her then I froze up. I always do this! Dammit!" TRUTH: "That pretty girl wanted me to kiss her because I showed her my awesomeness and got her attracted to me. I didn’t kiss her because I over-thought the situation. Why? Because I really care about doing a good job at kissing. I want to give her pleasure with my kiss. I am a giving person. I feel angry because I've noticed a pattern in my behavior. That’s great! Because now I know what to work on!" LIE: "This girl rejected me. I feel like a loser." TRUTH: "I have the courage to go for it. Most guys wouldn't even have dared to try. I am bold. My technique might need some work, but I've already got the right attitude and that will lead to great results." LIE: "I got too clingy with him and he got scared off!" TRUTH: "I am a very passionate person! That is a highly desirable trait because it shows that I love life! In this case, I misplaced my passion and affection. I've learned something important for the next time... This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos. Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault! - Keep a journal and whenever these negative thoughts enter your brain, re-write these lies as truths. - When those lies enter your mind, here is exactly what you do... Only Premium Members have access to this Video! 1 - Learn more about the Premium Membership or 2 - You realize Life is Short, get the relationship you deserve and Join Now! Comment below! How have negative thoughts held you back? How do you think those lies got in your head?
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