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♥ Dating Advice: The Next Level of Awesome: The Power of Appreciation

by me, HogWild

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I'm gonna take you to the Next Level of Awesome! Behold! The power of appreciation!

Once you climb up to this level, you will become more attractive... your attitude will be more joyous, that weight on your chest will lift up and float away, your outlook will be bright, your hope will be restored, if you're in a relationship, it will become more fulfilling. Overall, you will become more desirable.

Right now you're a plate of amazing chicken wings... but without appreciation... you're all dry. Appreciation is the sauce! You need sauce, baby! Now you're more desirable!

Think of a time when you were scared -- really fearful -- that you might die. That your world as you know it -- would be over. Something tragic had happened. Something that really put everything into perspective.

Remember the next day... if you're like most humans, you probably noticed things you hadn't before. The beauty of nature. The colors around you. Everyday things that might have annoyed you yesterday, even comforted you that day.

Why did you have that feeling? Because on that day, you were at your apex of appreciation.

You were so thankful for LIFE... for an extension on LIFE... that you paused to take in the world and to be THANKFUL for it.

You realized that life is not a promise, it's a privilege.

But, also, if you're like most humans... a few weeks later or a few months, you kinda forgot all about that "appreciate the little things CRAP", DAMMIT stupid traffic! Ouch, I got bit by a mosquito! I'm hungry and there is nothing to eat except for the 12 cheap restaurants nearby and the supermarket where fresh produce is delivered daily!

THINGS THAT I AM PERSONALLY THANKFUL FOR
- pizza!
- sunny days
- fluffy toilet paper, ooh that’s good stuff
- friendship
- comfortable chairs
- girls with pretty fingernails
- all the love people have shared with me

The truth is... happy people are usually happy not because they get everything they WANT... but because they APPRECIATE everything they HAVE.

Train your focus to be on all that you have. Focus on what you lack and you will become bitter and angry.

GRUMPY OLD MAN: Bah, my knees hurt! My back hurts! I think the woman who runs BINGO doesn’t like me and my feelings are hurt! Would you like a hard candy? It looks like butterscotch but it tastes like sour pickles!

It's good to want growth and to want more. But to be miserable in your pursuit of happiness is just dumb.

When you are feeling negative and down on life, your face curls up. You get stressed. This causes poor posture, and tight faces, and wrinkles, and acne, and lack of eye contact and coldness and eyebrow dandruff.

When you appreciate your life, you feel GREAT! Yes, sometimes life sucks but that doesn’t mean that YOU have to!

When life sucks, that’s when it's your time...

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- Being appreciative is fitness for your soul. You gotta work-out EVERY DAY. Not 2 minutes. Until you SWEAT! Take the time to count your blessings.

- Appreciate your life! Appreciate your partner! Appreciate your loved ones! Appreciate every opportunity you have to meet someone special! Appreciate lady bugs! Appreciate every day, every breath.

Yeah, yeah, but why?

Because the more you realize that you have been GIVEN all these great things, the more you will...

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Comment below! Do you know anyone who is more attractive because of their personality? Do you anyone who is less attractive because of their personality?






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