M in Dusseldorf, Germany writes...

Hi Hog,

I was sitting next to a guy at a friend's party. And we are making pleasant conversation but then I realize he's really short.

I don't want to be rude, so how do I exit gracefully?

- M in Dusseldorf, Germany

YOU: I don't want to be rude BUT... you're really short and I don't date short guys so although you're intelligent and funny and charming... get the hell out of here!!! Scram! Beat it!

Him being short has nothing to do with this... you've decided that for WHATEVER reason... you no longer want to talk with this person. So how do you excuse yourself nicely without hurting their feelings and without making yourself look like a Level 10 Douche-Bag.

This is important because while THIS person may not be to your liking, you don't want them telling all their friends -- some of whom you may want to date -- that you are an eeeeee-vil shallow BITCH who is RACIST against the vertically challenged!

12 WAYS TO GRACEFULLY EXIT A CONVERSATION THAT YOU WANT TO END

1 - The premature handshake. As soon as they take ONE breath... Well... it was nice meeting you. Ta-ta!

2 - It was a pleasure meeting you Guy with Mooters Whose Face Looks it was shot with a bb gun, I'm going to mingle. I'm sure we'll meet again soon. At the convention for guys with chesticles and faces that were used for shooting practice.

3 - Excuse me, I'm afraid I've been neglecting my friends. I'll be back. (yeah right)

HINT: Don't say the "yeah right" part out loud!

4 - If you'd excuse me, I'd like to get a drink.

REDNECK GUY: Yeeha! Since I'm a gentleman, I'll get it for ya! Whatcha be wantin'? Lookin' at cha, I'll assume it's a beverage with the word DIET in it! Yee-I-like-'em-pudgy!

5 - This is eeeee-vil. Introduce a new person to them. Oh, look who just arrived! Emily! Emily meet Guarav, he was telling me his life's story. I believe he was at Chapter 12, that time he had a yellow fungus on his toenail. And Emily can tell you all about the time she stole my promotion at work. Bye!

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- Ask for their business card or contact information and then leave.

It was a pleasure meeting you Very Fat Girl with a Bad Attitude. May I have your business card... if you can find it in your bag beneath your snack foods?

- Say, "Excuse me, I must say hello to my friend who just arrived." Or, "I must say goodbye to my friend who is leaving." Or, "I must check on the current status of my friend who isn't feeling well. She's sick. Because she saw your face!" Oh snap! Zing! Bam! Got ya! Woo-woo! Pow! Zap!

- And here's one that always works...

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