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Does the size of your uh, romance-rod really matter to girls? OBNOXIOUS GIRL: I totally DO care about the what's in your pants. Your wallet! I need a man with a big... spending limit. Do you have a hard wad... of cash? I don't want a man with a 5. He has to have 10s! 20s! 50s! 100s! Oh, I'm getting beads of perspiration on my hoo-ha. A lot of guys are overly-concerned with the length and girth of their um, flavor-injector. The truth is... 95% of women... do not care too much about the size of your jammy. They care more about great sex with a real emotional connection. How you accomplish that is not as important. Most guys want to feel big while most girls want to feel small. Fine. But don't think about your Tonsil Tickler too much. Think about HER. For most girls, size only matters when your man-meat is literally too small to... This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos. Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault! - Basically, human genitalia comes in 3 sizes. Wieners and wiener-HOLES come in small, medium, and large. Yes ladies, your hoo-ha might be a large. The only problem that MIGHT arise is if you match up a small sexual organ with a large. That means a large wang-a-lang-a-ding-dong with a small vergerner OR a small pinky winkie with large lady-hole. - Girls want great sex. You don't need a big Trouser Pirate to have great sex. What you DO need is... Only Premium Members have access to this Video! 1 - Learn more about the Premium Membership or 2 - You realize Life is Short, get the relationship you deserve and Join Now! Comment below! Ladies, does the size of his member matter very much? Guys, has a girl told you that sex was better with you even though her ex-boyfriend was bigger?
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