V in Trinidad writes...

My boyfriend and I have been together for 14 months. For the most part it was fine, until we started arguing, non-stop. It eventually became all too old and we both agreed that we were getting "numb".

I suggested us taking some time apart to put things into perspective. My question is, do you think "breaks" are beneficial to a relationship?

- V in Trinidad

Breaks are great for a relationship! That way you can do some "break" dancing! And by break dancing, I mean humping.

No!

Your partner is taking you for granted. They no longer appreciate you as much. Maybe you don't appreciate THEM as much.

You're bickering. Things aren't fun. Stress.

So you have the idea to take some time apart. Not a break where you boink other people. Just some space for you to be alone.

To do alone stuff. Like sha-boink other people! But alone. But with other people! But also alone.

THINGS YOU LOVE TO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO DO WHILE ALONE
- dig up your nose and scrape out that crusty block of nostril cheese. Aaaah. Now I can breathe.

- Let loose! Your gas!

- Read a good book in peace and quiet while feeling cozy by your warm farts. Ew! I don't WANT to breathe! I gotta stuff that booger back up there!

The magic of Time Apart:

The first couple days for your partner are like... "Shwew. My own space! Tranquility!"

Then they start to feel like, "Hey, I miss that person who used to be around all the time. I miss all the little things we do. The cuddling, the kissing, even the way they slurp their soup. I was being too harsh! My expectations weren't fair! I'm sorry! I don't want to love my IDEAS of a relationship, I want to love YOU!

"Let's reunite for some hot hot make-up sex!"

The danger of Time Apart...

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- Sometimes us humans need to temporarily lose something or fear losing it, to really appreciate it.

- There are plenty of relationships with two good people who just don't fit together. It's not enough to be a good person, you need to fit with your partner. Not just today. But tomorrow. You need to grow together.

When you’ve been lazy and sloppy and not treating your woman like a princess or treating your man with respect... when you really don't have VALUES in common... that’s when you...

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Comment below! Have you ever taken a break or a time-out from your relationship? What was the result?

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