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D in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania writes... Hey Hog, Your videos have been incredibly helpful to me. Thank you so much! My problem is that my girlfriend still looks at her ex-boyfriend's online profile everyday. She doesn’t try to hide it or anything, it seems like she's on it all day checking what he's up to. He has moved to another city and as far as I know they don't talk on the phone. I'm obviously not thrilled about this and when I mentioned it she said it's nothing and she's completely over him. Should I be concerned? - D in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania She's not over him. She wants his wiener in her, uh, wiener-hole. She lusts for his love-log. His dig-dog. His pleasure pole. His um... sperm spigot. His semen squirter! Be more direct and manly in your confrontation with her. You don't want a girl who is longing for her ex-boyfriend anyway. To heck with that! To HECK! REDNECK GUY: Yeeee-ha! I was out on a date... and the girl kept talkin' about her dang ex-boyfriend! I said, I'm gonna up and leave this here Demolition Derby, if you don't stop talking about my older brother! Yeee-hand-me-downs! Say, "Ya know, I REALLY don't like that you're checking out what your ex is up to all the time. If you wanna be friends with him, fine. But I'm not stupid, the way you're acting shows that you still have feelings for him. If you want to get back with him, then go. "But if you want to be with me, then BE with me. We'll never have a chance to have something really meaningful if you don't commit to us 100%. How would you feel if I was thinking about one of MY ex's all the time and checking out what she's doing? That wouldn't be fair to you. "If you think you made a mistake by being with me or if you think you can do better, then go for it. But I'm not going to be in a relationship with a girl who isn't into me 100%. Decide what you want." Then for that to all work, you need to do this one thing... This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos. Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault! - Most women WANT you to stand up for yourself. Most women WANT to respect you. By calling her out and telling her that you're not afraid to end the relationship -- you're showing her your backbone. And by your backbone, I mean your groin-bone. - This is her wake-up call. But for this to work, you must be prepared to... Only Premium Members have access to this Video! 1 - Learn more about the Premium Membership or 2 - You realize Life is Short, get the relationship you deserve and Join Now! Comment below! How would you react if your partner was obsessing about an ex?
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