G in Denver writes...

Hey Hog,

Your dating advice videos are great and hysterical. You’ve really helped me to improve my relationship with my girlfriend. When I first joined, I was on the verge of ending it, but since then we've worked on it and things are going incredibly well. Thank you.

I've been having a debate with a friend: Is it OK to fart around your girlfriend? And should she feel comfortable enough to fart around you?

Decided to get the official ruling from the Hog Man. LOL

- G in Denver

Oh yeah, it's totally cool! She doesn’t need a hair dryer when you're blasting a long note of hot air through your butt tuba.

You should also engage her in belching contests. Challenge her to who can squeeze out the biggest turd castle in the toilet. Heck, why use the toilet? Go on the lawn!

Pop her zits! Floss her teeth! Go to Medical School and perform hemorrhoid surgery on her rancid behind!

I've talked to a lot of couples about farting... the bottom line is... heh heh BOTTOM line... Do you want your relationship to be more of a brother-sister friendship thing? Or a hot passionate love affair?

And yes, you can have something in between.

If she's like most women, then she does not enjoy the sound of your spasming colon burping out poop particles.

This does nothing to build her attraction to you. In fact, it does something very bad, it...

This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos.

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- Guys don't expect to impress a new girl with farting but in a relationship they suddenly think it's OK.

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