M in Tucson writes...

Hey Hog,

What are the rules for texting? I REALLY like this girl and I need to know, should I text her a lot, text back every time she texts, or make her wait?

- M in Tucson

When should I text? WHAT should I text? Can I next her NOW? How about later? Oh my God, what do I do?

Stop it! Be a man! Stop acting like a homotextual! hahaha

You're asking about specific methods but you are not paying attention to them most IMPORTANT thing... the principle.

Keep the big picture in mind. YOU are the man. You are evaluating HER to see if she is worthy of YOU.

CHEESY GUY: Baby-doll, you just might be worthy of... holding my comb. If you're lucky, I just might let your run it through my luxuriously long back hair.

You will NOT kiss her butt. You have your choice of women. You have no reason to be overly concerned of what she thinks of you.

Once you have THAT down... now you can focus on the details of when to text.

NERD: I remember what you told me, Hog. I am not a butt-kisser. I am a butt-KICKER!!! Look at my karate! Hi-YA! Uh-oh. I think I pulled my typing muscle!

So here are your Six HogWild Commandments for Texting a Woman!

1 - Thou shalt not make spelling mistakes or use overly "cute" abbreviations if you are older than 12.

2 - Thou shalt not text her any of the following phrases...

Where are you? You haven't text me back in 40 seconds. FORTY SECONDS!!!

or

Who are you with? I checked all of your online social networks. umm. L.O.L. yeah L.O.L. But really!

3 - Thou shalt not have entire conversations over text. Call her with voice. Unless you are having a secret affair so she can't talk with voice because her husband is sleeping right next to her but then again, why are you creating all this evidence, you numb-nut koala bear!

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- You may be texting her too much if you have to get arthroscopic knee surgery... in your thumb knuckles!

- I know plenty of dudes who have all these "rules" for when to contact a girl and --- it doesn’t help them. Because...

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Comment below! Do you have any rules for when and how you text someone you like?

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