G in California writes...

Hey Hog,

Thanks for all your great advice. I've gone from being totally clueless with girls to having a girlfriend! Thank you!

I'm happy but I'm still looking to improve. I realize that I'm OK in bed but do you have any overall tips to be awesome at sex?

- G in California

Sex tips! I've got 6 tips!

When it comes to sha-boinking, er, making looooove, we can discuss so many different angles -- heh heh-- but for guys, here are 6 um "quickies" to focus on.

Actually, these work for girls, too! So girls, pay attention! hahhaha

#1 above all else. Be clean.

Sounds obvious but you'd be suprised how many people fail at this. I don't care how hot you are, how skilled you are, how sexy you are -- nothing ruins the mood faster than ODOR.

Make sure your armpits are clean. Make sure your groin pits are clean! Not sure? Rub your finger in your groin area, now sniff it.

Why should you do that? Because you want your partner's FACE down there! That's what they will smell! So smell yourself first!

Sniffle your whiffle before you diddle her middle.

Yes, there can be a natural human smell but it's not good if you're bringing the funk like a 70's band with trombones and electric keyboards and there's a little man with an afro down there. So remove the stink!

Tip 2: Last longer.

Yes, you girls can last longer too! There are some girls who -- after they orgasm -- they dry up faster than a snail in the sun. That's why ladies, during the summer, you should NEVER drop your vagina on the sidewalk.

NEVER DROP YOUR VAGINA ON THE SIDEWALK!

So practice self-discipline to hold off on your ultimate pleasure. It's almost all mental. Do not ALLOW yourself to release until your partner has also experienced the the inner-tinglies!

Guys, you can de-sensitize yourself by watching lots of "adult films" over and over and over until the thought of sex makes you want to puke. Don't worry, you're a guy. You'll get over it in 30 minutes.

Or guys, if you feel you're about to lose the cream filling in your Shrinkie Twinkie, call a time-out to remove it from her Passion Area!

Tip 3: Listen better.

When you do something, listen to the breathing of your partner. Don't be in your own world. You're supposed to be doing this TOGETHER!

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- Try talking in bed.

HINT: This means being a SEX talker! While you're naked, do not bring up the household chores you want your partner to do.

- Be creative.

And here is the most important tip (right after not stinking), guys if you REALLY want her love sex with you then you must...

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