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G in Washington in writes... Hey Hog, I really love my boyfriend and we've together for about a year. Here's my problem: a few months ago he started donating his sperm for money! He didn't even discuss this with me! I really don't like the idea that he could have children with other women. I wouldn't say it's cheating, but it hurts almost the same. Now that I know what he's been doing, he continues to do it even though he knows I don't like it. How can I make him stop? - G in Washington You take that boy by the collar, look dead in his eye, and command him, "ALL YOUR SPERMS BELONG TO MEEEE!" How dare he give away his seed to women who desperately want babies! It's not YOUR fault these women can't get a suitable man to squirt forth the man-pulp into their eager hoo-ha's like a plastic ketchup bottle farts out tomato paste onto a burger! To heck with them! Let them get their random sperm the old fashioned way... by going into strip clubs and scraping it off the toilet seats! Awwww! hahhaha OK, I understand your frustration. It's not just about the sperm. It's about how he didn't even talk to you about it first. He didn't consider your feelings. And then once he knew you opposed his trading of um, his excess wad for wads of cash, he ignored your feelings and continues to pump away. How would he like it if you donated your lady-eggs all over town?! He is not processing this the same way you are. So first, please know that he is not INTENDING to hurt you. However, he IS hurting you. So one of three things needs to happen... 1 - You need to change how you think about his semen sales or 2 - He needs to get a better job! I mean, he must really need the money! Everytime you swallow, he's thinking, "Noo! You just drank my paycheck!" or 3 - He needs to... This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos. Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault! - Give him an analogy that he can understand. Think of something he REALLY doesn't want you to do for money. - This isn't about sperm. This is about his giving away a piece of your relationship. That's how YOU see it, isn't it? Is there any way you can NOT see it that way? Here's how you can do that... Only Premium Members have access to this Video! 1 - Learn more about the Premium Membership or 2 - You realize Life is Short, get the relationship you deserve and Join Now! Comment below! Would you be OK with your partner donating his sperm or her eggs? Why or why not?
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