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by me, HogWild
Girls, do you want more NEW guys to approach you? But do you ALSO want a polite way to dimiss the guys who don't interest you? Well this is for you! And guys, you need to know the times when you SHOULD be approaching but you're not. So watch! What you're about to learn works in a bar but can also work in a bowling alley or the flea market or or the annual Pirate Festival! NERDY GUY: Arg! It's 1718 and I am Captain Scraggly Beard! And I doth rebel against thine Royal Governor of New Providence Island! Now which female wants to be my first mate! And I mean that literally! I've never mated! CHEESY GUY: Hey busty pirate girl. I'd sure like to plunder YOUR Treasure Chest. Three simple steps: Step 1: How to get more guys to approach you Step 2: How to politely dismiss those not up to your standards Step 3: How to encourage the interesting guys to stick around STEP 1: Most important... you need to LOOK APPROACHABLE! Look friendly. Look pretty. But you knew that already, right? Now here's what many girls do NOT realize... Do NOT be with a guy in your group. If you want to get more guys to come up to you to start talking... do NOT have a guy with you. Because so many dudes do NOT approach girls because they assume the guy is the boyfriend of the girl they want. Most guys are already looking for excuses NOT to approach you because... they fear rejection. You need to eliminate those excuses. I don't care if the guy is your brother or your best friend or if he's gayer than a unicorn's sweater vest. Keep the boys at home and more guys will approach you. What else? Do NOT be with... This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos. Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault! - Have something interesting or different in your appearance. This could be an unusual hat, unusual jewelry, anything out of the ordinary will give guys an easy thing to comment on. And yes, every guy will say something stupid about it. - Encourage the interesting guys to stick around: OK, so a cute guy is talking to you now because you look like a happy human, you're with an attractive friend that HIS friend is chatting up, and he's commented on your fruit hat. If the guy watches my HogWild videos, he will be able to take it from here! He will dazzle you with his wit and conversation! He will make you laugh and ask you interesting questions! He will tell you quick stories that highlight his awesome qualities and he will give you plenty of chances to tell YOUR fun stories. Soon he will be cradling you in his manly arms and giving you the most amazing kiss of your life. Buuuuut.... If he's just an average dude without any HogWild skills... then you will need to... Only Premium Members have access to this Video! 1 - Learn more about the Premium Membership or 2 - You realize Life is Short, get the relationship you deserve and Join Now! Comment below! Girls, what do you do to get the cool guys to talk with you but keep the lame dudes away? Guys, what makes you approach a new girl? What keeps you away?
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