OK, normally I can't individually review everybody's online dating profile, BUT... this profile is sooooo bad, that I have to talk about it.

She wrote to me asking me to explain why she hasn't had any responses to it.

Now, this is going to sound harsh... because it is! I care about you and that means I can't pretend everything is OK when it's not. You're here to get it straight, so I'm telling you that this is...

The Worst Dating Profile of All-Time!!!

"okay i am about to throw all u men for a loop. i am laying it all out there. I think u all suck but u know what there must be one of u out there that prove me wrong. to tell u the truth i dont think there is."

HAHAHA! Why are you insulting the very people you are looking for! And right at the start! This is your introduction!

It's not like men HAVE to date you. You're not their CUSTOMER. I mean even if you DID walk into say, a restaurant like, "OK, I hate all Italian food. I think ravioli is the devil's barf. But I'll let you prove me wrong. But I don't think you can! Serve me!"

I think that restaurant would throw you out!

Let's continue. She writes,

"I would like to find the one who will love and support me and take care of me and my children pure and simple."

Oooooo.K. Very honest. Telling guys what you want. Of course you have not offered anything in return. You just WANT. Perhaps offering some REASONS why he should WANT to take care of you and your children.

REASONS FOR A GUY TO WANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN
- you make him happier than any woman ever has and he wants to show you his gratitude by caring for you and making a family
or
- he just really enjoys the delightful screaming of short people with healthy lungs

"I have been single for 4 years now no child support no nothing it has been a struggle and i think it is time for me to have the man who is stupid enough to fall for a woman like me because my gosh-damn friend is a useless piece of %^&# and she has a man who will do anything for her and she doesnt even care about her children she had them taken away for her husbands stupid overdose and she doesnt even get the fact that she is going to lose them for good if she doesnt do what the state wants her to do."

Wow.

First, the biggest mistake that many other peole make also is...

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- I'm not saying to lie. But, perhaps, MAYBE begin with some POSITIVE qualities about yourself.

Start with... "I like to bake fresh cookies every morning for my man!" Then maybe slip in the part where no man has wanted a relationship with you because you scare them away with your fetid toe fungus and your habit of farting in your sleep.

- In your dating profile you paint a picture of yourself. You want to paint a FLATTERING portrait of yourself. YOU'VE painted the picture of an old lady who lives in a shoe.

OK, obviously you are hurting. This pain is making you lash out against people you haven't even met! There is only one way to cure this pain. You must...

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Comment below! Have you ever dated a very negative person? Have you ever been in a negative space and now realize how it affected your relationships?