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M in Mexico writes... Hi Hog, The girl I like is in my class and I see her in school but I'm shy. She already knows that I like her. My question is, how do I get closer to her without annoying her while making her feel special? - M in Mexico How to make her feel special? Do this... Create a life-size artistic rendering of her. Out of macaroni. From the school cafeteria. Use broccoli for her hair. Her feet are slices of pizza. Her supple breasts are made of... mystery meat. And cover them with two tactfully placed pieces of lettuce. Mmmm... your art is making me hungry! A girl won't be annoyed by you if you do the things I talk about to get her attracted. Don't come from a place of NEEDING her. That's gross. Come from a place of all you have to OFFER her. What can you GIVE to her? Excitement? Fun? Passion? Laughs? Stimulating conversation? Adventure? If you can give her NOTHING, then you are not worthy of her. If you can give her some really great things, then you can have her. You can TAKE her. A girl feels special when it's about HER. Too many guys are about getting into the Fun Dip. ANY Fun Dip. A girl wants you to desire HER Fun Dip. There's more to it than that, but that's #1. So how do you make it about HER? She should feel that everything you do to get her is... This is taken from my Premium Members section where I post my new videos. Here are some more tips, but only Premium Members get the entire video + access to over 125 full dating and relationship videos in the Video Vault! - Most girls don't care what YOU think about her unless she RESPECTS you. - Don't get all mushy and romantic until AFTER you have her attracted to you! - At some point you will have to use those 2 things dangling between your thighs. Yes, your MAN-balls! Start the conversation. Talk about something happening at your school. Talk about ANYTHING that will engage her. Get her opinion on something happening at school or in class. However, the 1 thing that will KILL your chances is... Only Premium Members have access to this Video! 1 - Learn more about the Premium Membership or 2 - You realize Life is Short, get the relationship you deserve and Join Now! Comment below! What have you done to get closer to a person you liked in your school. What worked? What didn't?
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