H in Texas writes...

Dear Hog,

This is a very disturbing story but I know that you'll be able to help me. I really love my boyfriend and we've been together for almost a year.

While on a trip together, I noticed some brown flakes on our hotel bed so I thought, "That's weird" and I brushed them off. Then during sex, there was this bad smell.

When my boyfriend stood up, I could see that there was poop all over his ass! A lot!

I was so grossed out! I told him what I saw but he didn't even apologize or explain. And since there was no bathroom in our hotel room, he had to put his clothes back on over his crappy ass and use the common bathroom in the hallway.

I told my girlfriends what happened and they think I should dump him.

(Heh, heh. DUMP him.)

But I really love him and I want to stay with him, then again, that was soooooo nasty! What should I do?!

- H in Texas

Wow. Well, before we talk about the #2, let's talk about #1.

You love this man. So why are you HUMILIATING him?

I'm going to assume this hasn't happened before since you would have mentioned that. Why didn't he apologize or explain? Because he was incredibly embarrassed! Horrified!

Your boyfriend doesn't WANT to come to bed with a tray full of freshly baked butt brownies! It was a terrible and disgusting accident!

He was wrong for somehow not wiping himself properly.

But if you love a guy and have been together for almost a year, I think he's earned the benefit of the doubt. If you had just met, you could be like, "Wow, I guess this guy is a filthy animal." But no, you KNOW him for a year. Is this his NORMAL behavior or a one-time-thing?

YOU are wrong here. As nasty and gross as this was... you do NOT embarrass him like that AND -- you sure as HELL don't tell people about it!

Now he's publicly humiliated with your friends AND you just made YOURSELF...

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- If your friends don't like your boyfriend they will look for reasons for you to break up with him. BUT if you like him (heh heh butt) then you forgive and try your best to forget this dirty episode.

- Do not handle this by telling him, "Baby, in my heart you're #1 but you smell like #2."

There are many gentle ways to handle this problem but here's how NOT to handle it...

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