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♥ Dating Advice: The ONLY THREE reasons you should EVER text while dating. (All others are bad!)

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The ONLY THREE reasons you should EVER text while dating. (All others are bad!)

1 - to supply factual information
ex. The restaurant is on 31-41 Bloated Tummy Avenue
or
Sorry, I'm going to be 10 minutes late
or
Just landed in Greenland. I'm leaving you for a wonderful woman who has 53% body fat and kisses with her nose. BTW... I have herpes.

2 - to REQUEST simple information
ex. What time should we meet?
or
Are you awake?
or
Would you like to engage in a mutually beneficial release of hormones that will serve to briefly satiate our sexual urges by melding our bodies together that will ironically amplify our feelings of loneliness and isolation?
also known as... the booty text.

3 - to...

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- It's difficult to detect sarcasm and jokes over text. And this is not a good way to communicate FEELINGS.

- If you're afraid of phone calls you are holding yourself back. The point of dating is to get to know this other person, why waste time?

When you're in the dating stage with someone you must...

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