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Cinco de Mayo Jokes + Seriously Twisted Humor
Cinco de Mayo is a
celebration of freedom. Back in the day, the
French tried to conquer Mexico. On the 5th of May
(Cinco de Mayo) the much smaller Mexican army, with its
bootleg uniforms and 99 cent store weapons, forced
the much larger French Army to run away. Thus
starting a French tradition that continues to this
day.
"Oh, please free us from
these constricting bikini tops!"
Everyone must use extra nacho cheesy pick-up
lines:
"Bow-bow chica bow-bow"
ALCOHOL
Everyone in the line is dressed
as Border Patrol to keep the rest of your family out
of America.
"Yo Quiero Your Man-Ass."
"Me llamo es Rod Stewart."
"Meet me in the squared
circle, Taco Bell Dog! I'm going to kick your chalupas!"
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