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Funny Britney Spears Pictures + Twisted Humor by HogWild This is a trying time in the world's history. Very serious events have taken place that force us, as a unified people, to make the most important decision in the history of mankind.
Who will be the World's Hottest Bim now that
Britney is permanently pregnant with little
Papazaos? The
question is not simply: Who is hot? NOTE: That is NOT actually a French phrase. NOTE: If you needed the last note, you really are a deju v'retard.
*** EULOGY TO BRITNEY SPEARS' HOTNESS ***
Okay, maybe not that one. But these:
Britney had an ass so hot you wanted to
slap it with a dolphin's flipper over and over
again.
Yeah, I know that wasn't very clever. But hot
DAMN! I'm a little distracted right now.
*** THE HISTORY OF HOTNESS *** *** THE TOP CONTENDERS ***
Jessica Alba is hotter than the Atomic
Chicken Wings at Quaker Steak & Lube. She seems
innocent. But she needs to be more sexy. We need to
see her dance. Or jump on a trampoline in the
rain while wearing a white t-shirt and eating a
banana. Or perform gymnastics.
No,
all hooters being equal, you ask: Is she
alluring? Seductive? Sexy? Bonus: She has a great voice. She seems innocent.
RISKS: After her fantasy of having only 1
man her vagina was destroyed by divorce, she might
go on a sperming spree -- swallowing every
man pole in sight. Not good. Guys want
playful, not Paris Hilton.
Jamie Lynn Spears is still waaaaaaaaaay too young to look at. But in a few years she may fill the role. If only she can stay away from the beef jerky and by beef jerky I mean Kevin Federline. And by Kevin Federline I mean a deju v'retard.
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