Bowling is the universal American Sport. Everybody bowls-- even celebrities. So HogWild will give you a sneak peak at scenes from . . . 

WHEN CELEBRITIES GO BOWLING

- Puff Daddy draws a gun at the clerk and shouts, "What do you mean you don't carry half-sizes?!"

- Courtney Cox says to Mike Piazza, "Hi, I'll have a Diet Coke." Piazza answers, "I don't work here." Cox says, "Are you sure, you look like you work here." Piazza says, "I'm a baseball player." Cox retorts, "Whatever, same thing. So get me that Coke, will ya?"

- Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, and George Bush are all wearing bowling jerseys that say, "EX-PREZ'S." Bill Clinton pushes through them to bowl and says, "PARDON me fellas, HA! Have I got a sense of humor or what? Hey Ronny, wake up, that was a joke!"

- Tom Selleck says to Rosie O'Donnell, "I'll bet you anything that you can't even bowl your weight." Rosie answers, "You can't trick me. I know the highest score possible is only 300!"

- Britney Spears holds up two pink bowling balls to her chest as if she's deciding on which one to use.

- Kid Rock bowls. One of the pins is actually Joe C.

- Jennifer Lopez bends over to tie her high-heeled rented bowling shoes and distracts Eminem, causing him to throw the ball into the wrong lane. Jennifer Lopez is wearing tight jeans that say, "J-Ho" on the label. Eminem is wearing a shirt that says, "I killed Stan."

- Tom Arnold shouts, "Anybody see my ex-wife?" Roseanne shouts back, "I'm right here!" Roseanne is in the greasy bowling alley kitchen wearing an apron and flipping burgers. The Rock then exclaims, "Do you smell what Roseanne is cookin'?!" Roseanne answers, "Sorry, my gutski got too close to the grill." The Rock says, "I thought I smelled bacon."

- Calista Flockhart tries to pick up a bowling ball but her bony arm is ripped out of its socket.

- A player bowls a 7-10 Split and the computer graphic shows a slutty picture of Madonna.

- Hannibal Lecter bowls the severed head of Tae-bo guru Billy Blanks.

- Jennifer Aniston complains, "Hey, the stupid computer scoreboard just crashed!" Bill Gates looks up from the programming screen and smiles.

- The three main characters from Will & Grace share a lane. An exasperated Jack shouts, "Oh no, my ball's stuck!" Will rolls his eyes and says, "Really Jack, save the childish innuendo for when we're taping."

- The Max Weinberg 7 plays music in the background but an angry bowler shouts, "You suck!" and throws a bowling ball through his drum-set.

- Christopher Reeve is in his wheelchair wearing a Superman cape. He rolls the ball down the handi-ramp.

- Michael J. Fox says, "Help me, my ball keeps hooking left."