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The Fat Boys, Heavy D, Notorious B.I.G., Fat Joe, Big Pun . . . HipHop has a history of Fat Men with amazing lyrical talent. Now, Rapping exclusively for HogWild! Entertainment . . . it's the fattest rapper EVER . . . the HipHip Super Heavy Weight . . . MC OBESE! | |
Don't be thinkin' this picture of MC OBESE is bootleg, he really IS Fat Albert's cousin. MC Obese will never become a skeleton. In fact, even his BONES are obese.
The Evil Gourd of Darkness.
MC Obese can't hold a candle because his heavy breathing always blows it out.
Please, MC Obese ain't scared of no Haunted House! That's nothin' compared to his apartment building in the Bronx!
Representin' for ma Beefy Boyz! Tha Compton Cookie Monsterz, Brooklyn Baked Beanz, and The Dirty South Devil Food Cake! |
Let me rip this beat up. Cuz only one
thing scarier than All Hallow’s Eve. And that’s All Summer’s
Eve. Damn I hate those douche commercials on TV! Almost makes me
lose my appetite. Almost. A’ight! Let me be like Halle Berry
and bust this hit then run. Pork Chops are the game Halloween freestyle from this fat ass MC Beat yo butt with no questions like LAPD M.D.’s are amazed At the fields I’ve grazed Eatin’ wheat and maize In a chocoholic haze October got 31 days But it’s that last one when I get crazed Trick or treatin’ in the ghetto Suckin’ down marshmallows Wearin’ a big green garbage bag With guns and an American flag Yeah that’s my costume, I am a tank Trick or treat bitch, now give up the bank Run all those treats, gimme all your candy I even want the toothbrushes and pennies from granny MC Obese keep it hammy Did a bid in the slammy Sucka homo try to do me in the fanny And when he whipped out his jammy I hit him with the wammy Busted him so bad he said God-dammy! That should teach a sucka for tryin’ to run up in my clammy This tish is too hot, MC Obese never get the Grammy Horror tales is what I tell Gravy poured out my leg last time I fell THE BIGGEST, THE BADDEST THE SCARIEST, THE FATTEST MC OBESE!! I been in this game since ‘96 3 years after Al Gore invented the hip-hop mix I stay in it cuz I need my fix Getting’ treats from trix Check this: It was a dark night I was chillin’ up in my apartment Lightning and thunder that’s when it all started My whole tish was shaking, even my TV But it did not bother me ‘til it busted open my f-r-i-d-g-e! Damn homeboy, what was goin’ down? Even the roaches was scared, headin’ out of town Well this big bad brown Heavyweight crown Hardcore and round Rotund rapper Don’t get scared by a little pit-patter But when the window glass went shatter I almost lost my bladder But it don’t matter Long as I got my food so I can get fatter But that’s when I heard this witch cackle,
Jack-o-lantern schemin’
Bronx Blubber Posse in full effect. ONE! Thousand pounds baby! |
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