Olympics: Pictures, Jokes
New Olympic sport: Karate Soccer! + President Bush slaps dat booty! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Football, Baseball: Pictures, Jokes
NFL Hall of Famer Darrell Green talks to his statue. + Discover the REAL reason these baseball players are fighting! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Baseball: Pictures, Jokes
Behold! The Whitest High-Five You Will Ever See! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Don't forget your softball bats and sunblock!

Baseball: Pictures, Jokes
Alex Rodriguez gets Madonna into scoring position. Hits Grand(ma) Slam! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Wimbledon Wackiness: Pictures, Jokes
Why is Serena Williams so upset? Richard Gasquet has "fancy" dreams. The Blowfish at the Wimbledon Tennis Open. Funny MySpace Pictures.

NASCAR becomes more sophisticated! It's the Golf of Auto Racin'! Pictures, Jokes
Jeff Gordon drinks wine in winner's circle!! + Drunk baseball players + wedding dress made competely of toilet paper! Funny MySpace Pictures.

NBA Playoffs - What is Kevin Garnett Deathly Afraid of?: Pictures, Jokes
Kevin Garnett's only fear + How to make the NBA Finals even more exciting! Funny MySpace Pictures.

NBA Playoffs - Kevin Garnett has Man-Fantasies: Pictures, Jokes
Kevin Garnett has man-fantasy with Rasheed Wallace, Kevin Garnett has man-fantasy with Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnet has He-Man Fantasy. Funny MySpace Pictures.

NBA Playoffs - Kobe Byrant gives Man-Hug, Promises to Call: Pictures, Jokes
+ Utah Jazz fans are 100% super cool. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Amy Winehouse looking Extra (crack) Smoking Hot!: Pictures, Jokes
A fan runs up to Amy Winehouse to ask for something unusal. + Mary-Kate Olsen is 100% awesome at fashion. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paris Hilton Designs Doll for Children whose Parents want their Daughters to Grow up to be Raging Whores: Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton designs toy doll. Pull the string and she says, "Look at me! Somebody look at me! Who wants to see my cl!toris?!" Funny MySpace Pictures.

Mariah Carey's Shocking Wedding to Nick Cannon: Pictures, Jokes
The World Famous Mariah Carey seduces, er, falls in love with The Sorta-Kinda Famous Nick Cannon. Paula Abdul gets jealous. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Cher: I had romantic fling with Tom Cruise: Pictures, Jokes
Tom Cruise stars in Missionary Impossible: Cher reveals she tried to seduce Tom Cruise back-in-the-day. She was attracted to his boyish good-looks and he was attracted to her deep man-voice. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jennifer Aniston Dating John Mayer: Pictures, Jokes
Jennifer Aniston dating John Mayer... but will a sexy, young, crazy, brunette break them up? HINT: NOT Angelina Jolie! Funny MySpace Pictures.

New TV Talent Show "Celebrity Circus": Pictures, Jokes
A Lion Tamer must be calm and cool under all circumstances. That's why the Lion Tamer will be Ryan Seacrest... because there is no chance he'll get excited near a p*ssy. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Amy Winehouse Headbutts Man: Pictures, Jokes
Amy Winehouse headbutts man in drunken rage. But only because she didn't have a metal folding chair available. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Ladies, Kanye West is Now Available: Pictures, Jokes
Kanye West breaks-up with fiancee. Reveals he is in love with someone else much more. Himself. + Who does eHarmony say should be his next girlfriend? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Hillary Clinton gushes over Angelina Jolie Pictures, Jokes
Hillary Clinton compliments Angelina Jolie as "strong, independent woman." This is the highest praise ever for a blood-vial-wearing, kissing-her-brother-on-the-lips, husband-stealing, toothpick-arm freak! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Mariah Carey Empire State Building Pictures, Jokes
Empire State Building to be lit up pink & purple to honor "great New Yorker" Mariah Carey + Mariah Carey's new album title: E = MC2. So she's the Albert Einstein of pop singers -- which basically means she's MOEriah of the 3 Stooges. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Pictures, Jokes
Rumor: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant! Congratulations Ashlee! You did it! You are the 1 Millionth un-wed celebrity to get pregnant this year! + Sister Jessica Simpson gets jealous... K-Fed to the rescue! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Miss USA Pictures, Jokes
Miss USA judges are lame! Yeah, you know you have a legit beauty pageant when your judges are Heather Mills (gold digging tramp) & Rob Schneider (professional moron). Replace them with the judges from American Idol! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan / Charles Manson Pictures, Jokes
Lindsay Lohan to star as love interest in Charles Manson movie. Can she stay clean & sober long enough to do a good job acting like a drug-addicted cult member? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paris Hilton Shoes Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton launches shoe line. This is weird. Normally Paris isn't selling lines, she's snorting them! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Beyonce & Jay-Z Wedding Pictures, Jokes
Beyonce & Jay-Z get married! Guess who caught the bouquet? Ryan Seacrest! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Ivanka Trump Pictures, Jokes
Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka now single! Pick-up lines that probably won't work with her.... YOU: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" IVANKA: "Dollar sign. I don't go out with poor people. And by poor I mean anyone with under 5 billion in liquid assets." Funny MySpace Pictures.

Tom Cruise Pictures, Jokes
Katie Holmes to perform on Broadway, so Tom Cruise gets excited to move to New York City where there are plenty of homoscientolosexuals! + Tom Cruise tries to save 50 Cent! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Tyra Banks Pictures, Jokes
Tyra Banks' stalker arrested! ... for being the World's Lamest Stalker. C'mon Stalker-dude! Tyra Banks? You can do better than that! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Donald Trump Pictures, Jokes
Donald Trump's new reality TV show will teach young women how to be ladies. His first contestant will be hooker Ashley Dupre. He'll teach her not to have her elbows on the table while she's wrecking marriages. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Serena Williams & Common Pictures, Jokes
Rapper Common is dating the Incredible Hulk, er, tennis player Serena Williams. Who will be serving it into whose box? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Amy Winehouse Pictures, Jokes
Amy Winehouse poses naked to raise breast cancer awareness. Good. Because her nasty crack-head body won't be raising any boners. Jessica Simpson gets jealous. Ryan Seacrest gets bitchy. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Ashley Dupre Pictures, Jokes
Ashley Dupre was a prostitute and now she has a hit song! She's got it all backwards, right Britney?! We haven't seen a hooker get this much sympathy since Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. + Gov. Schwarzenegger laughs at Gov. Spitzer. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
Britney Spears guest stars on a sitcom. She's an amazing actress! Plays very convincing non-psychopath. + Jennifer Garner is a hot mama for Obama. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paris Hilton & Benji Madden, Madonna Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton wears Benji Madden's initial ring. Aww! It's like they're cute innocent teenagers! If cute innoncent teenagers #$@* in the dumpster behind Denny's. + Madonna's new album cover makes perfect sense! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Mary Ann Marijuana Pictures, Jokes
Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island busted for marijuana! Snoop Dogg reacts. Slowly. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Olsen Twins Pictures, Jokes
Playboy asks the Olsen Twins to pose naked. Sexier than the Olsen Twins: Bea Arthur, roadkill, a loaf of bread. + NY Governor busted with prostitute! Funny MySpace Pictures.

American Idol Pictures, Jokes
Simon Cowell rigidly refuses offer to be spokesman for Viagra.... Ryan Seacrest stiffly protests. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise Pictures, Jokes
Katie Holmes poses in clown dress.... Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is now World's Youngest Billionaire, Val Kilmer got fat. Really really fat. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Wrestlemania 24 Pictures, Jokes
Kim Kardashian, Snoop Dogg, and John Legend set to appear at Wrestlemania 24! It's like a Reality TV Show where everything is fake! Wait, that's redundant! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Tom Brady Calvin Klein Pictures, Jokes
Tom Brady offered $1 Million to pose in Calvin Klein underwear ad. First he loses the Super Bowl, now he loses his pants! Jessica Simpson reacts. Ryan Seacrest REALLY reacts! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Pictures, Jokes
Jessica Simpson sings for the troops and American Idol. Who will shoot her down first... Simon Cowell or the soldiers? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Madonna Pictures, Jokes
Madonna inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame by Justin Timberlake. Uh-oh. Remember what happened last time Justin teamed up with an aging female pop star! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Oscars Pictures, Jokes
Hilary Swank would give Venus Williams a run for his money in an arm-wrestling match. Renee Zellweger is a MILF (Martian I'd Like to F*#k.) Funny MySpace Pictures.

Oscars Pictures, Jokes
Jack Nicholson puts the moves on Scarlett Johansson except his moves are slow and elderly. Ryan Seacrest's secret man-crush, er Oscar Prediction. Paris Hilton can't believe she wasn't nominated! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Lindsay Lohan poses nude in magazine as Marilyn Monroe. Please, there is no comparison. Marilyn Monroe had sex with President Kennedy. Yucky Lindsay Lohan couldn't even be Bill Clinton's intern! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paris Hilton Pictures, Jokes
Sex freak Paris Hilton owns 17 dogs! Why not? She already had the leashes and collars. Paris' dogs are more talented than her because... Funny MySpace Pictures.

Pamela Anderson Pictures, Jokes
PETA's most famous member, Pamela Anderson, campaigns to protect big dumb animals -- because judging from her ex's, that's her type. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Valentine's Day Pictures, Jokes
Which famous baby did Angelina Jolie adopt on Valentine's Day? Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo exchange Valentine's Day gifts -- sort of. Ryan Seacrest reveals his Valentine's Day crush. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Grammy Awards Pictures, Jokes
Grammy Awards? Heck no! It's time for HogWild's Hammy Awards! Who will win Most Drunk Pop Singer? Most Annoying Song? Most F*cked-up, Drugged-up, Crazy Self-Destructive B!tch? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Oscars Pictures, Jokes
George Clooney, Casey Affleck, Javier Bardem -- 3 out of 3 Oscar nominees agree: Ben Affleck is a douche! + What is Jennifer Garner looking at?! + Michael Moore vs. Viggo Mortensen from Lord of the Rings. Funny MySpace Pictures.

NFL Pictures, Jokes
Ryan Seacrest REALLY likes football. Hot girls are always protected by their offensive lineman friends. Jordin Sparks' arms remind me of Thanksgiving. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Super Bowl Pictures, Jokes
What do the Super Bowl & the Oscars have in common? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Angelina Jolie Pregnant Pictures, Jokes
For every child the evil villian Britney Spears destroys, Super Hero Angelina Jolie will save 2. + Tom Cruise plans to intercept Angelina's baby at birth! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Sylvester Stallone Rambo Pictures, Jokes
Rambo stars an, um "older" Sylvester Stallone. He's fighting for everybody at the Senior Home! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Eddie Murphy Pictures, Jokes
What is the REAL reason Eddie Murphy was dumped by his beautiful fiancee Tracy Edmonds? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Pictures, Jokes
What if Jessica Simpson won an Academy Award? At least we'd finally have an entertaining Oscar speech! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Pamela Anderson Pictures, Jokes
Pamela Anderson creates a college scholarship. To be eligible submit your transcript, 1000 word essay, and a photo of yourself in a wet t-shirt. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Judge sentences Lindsay Lohan to work in a hospital. What could possibly go wrong? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
Britney seen buying Home Pregnancy Test... Judge rules Britney Spears can't see her children so she decides to make a new batch! + Terrell Owens is MVP of the Dallas Cryboys. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Madonna Pictures, Jokes
Report: Madonna spends $10,000 per month on specially blessed bottled water. See! Celebrities are just like you and me! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paula Abdul Pictures, Jokes
American Idol's Paula Abdul has insane screaming nervous breakdown in airport. Apparently they lost her luggage full of irreplaceable documents, liquor, and liquor. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Fat Eminem Pictures, Jokes
Eminem got fat, up to 200 pounds. Dr. Dre to perform liposuction. Future product endorsement: Nutri-Slim Shady. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Britney Spears, Dr. Phil Pictures, Jokes
Dr. Phil helps his ratings, er, Britney Spears. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Indiana Jones Pictures, Jokes
New Indiana Jones movie finished filming. Stars 65 year old Harrison Ford. Indiana Jones' challenge is not to complete the mission, it's to remember the mission! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Pictures, Jokes
Oopsie! Jessica Simpson accidentally destroys boyfriend Tony Romo. Donald Trump to cash in on new dance craze. As a precaution, all metal folding chairs removed from court room in Hulk Hogan divorce case. Funny MySpace Pictures.

New Year Predictions Pictures, Jokes
Celebrity Predictions for 2008! Jessica Simpson will get married! But to who? Annoying love-partners Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt will form a love-plan to save the planet... with love. Kevin Federline's shocking true motivations will be shockingly revealed in a shock. Funny MySpace Pictures.

New Year's Eve Pictures, Jokes
New Year's Eve fireworks in Mariah Carey's shirt. What happens when the Seattle Space Needle sees the Statue of Liberty Naked? Funny MySpace Pictures.

New Year's Eve Pictures, Jokes
Who will be Tila Tequila's New Year's Eve party favor? Paris Hilton gets philosophical on New Year's. How real New Yorkers celebrate New Year's Eve in Times Square. Funny MySpace Pictures.

New Year's Eve Pictures, Jokes
How does Britney Spears party on New Year's Eve? Spending time with Jessica Simpson is like partying on New Year's Eve: you have fun being really stupid but the next day your head hurts. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Christmas Pictures, Jokes
Santa Claus gets a perm.  Rudolph stalls out. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Christmas Pictures, Jokes
When Santa Claus was a Frat Boy. Oprah's Christmas gift from Santa. And what every American family will be asking Santa for this year. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Christmas Pictures, Jokes
Santa Claus is a pot head! + Santa Claus suffers mid-life crisis. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jessica Alba Pictures, Jokes
How to make a man weep? Jessica Alba pregnant! Soon-to-be-born: Jessica Alba's baby. Soon-to-be-killed: Jessica Alba's career. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Steroids Pictures, Jokes
Roger Clemens rages against 'roid allegations. Barry Bonds taunted by balls. Performance Enhancing Drugs in... Poker?  Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jessica Simpson + Tony Romo Pictures, Jokes
It's a mating of the minds! Jessica Simpson dating football player Tony Romo. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Michael Vick Pictures, Jokes
NFL Quarterback Michael Vick scrambles to jail, will try to avoid fumbling the soap and getting sacked in prison. Ex-NFL star OJ Simpson gives his opinion. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Christmas Pictures, Jokes
Christmas around the world... Christmas in New York City, Christmas in South Korea, and Christmas in Paris Hilton. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Christmas Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton, Snoop Dogg, and Rosie O'Donnell show you their special Christmas traditions. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Hanukah Pictures, Jokes
See how the stars celebrate Hanukah in Hollywood! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Justin Timberlake Pictures, Jokes
Justin Timberlake buys a golf course. Guess who is driving his golf cart? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paris Hilton Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton: "I want a baby!" Uh-oh. There is 98% chance Paris will eat her young... Carson Daly proves he is even more of a douche-bag than you already thought... Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree attacked by popular cartoon character! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Lindsay Lohan takes her 13-year-old sister on a shopping trip to New York City. With Lindsay's paparazzi-filled crazy-lifestyle, this is as responsible as a NASCAR driver strapping his toddler in the back seat of his race car. Except he's less likely to accidentally crash while trying to lick cocaine off his nipples. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paris Hilton Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton invades China! She has made history with her official visit. First it was Tricky Dick. Now it's a Trick in search of... uh, egg rolls. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Thanksgiving Day Parade Pictures, Jokes
Mr. Potato-Head is a pervert! Spongebob waves "high" to his real fans. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Thanksgiving Pictures, Jokes
What are celebrities thankful for this Thanksgiving? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Spice Girls Pictures, Jokes
The Spice Girls reunite for a World Tour of suckitude. It's cool that a suck-ass band can reunite to suck-ass years after they stopped sucking-ass for their suck-ass fans. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Britney Spears, Simon Cowell Pictures, Jokes
Angelina Jolie has an article published in The Economist. New Trend Alert! Which celebrities will be next to write for high-brow periodicals? Find out why Britney's article was rejected! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
Britney Spears is auctioning an autographed copy of her new CD and the proceeds go to (hold onto your hat) a children's welfare charity. So Britney DOES care about kids! Just not her own. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
Britney Spears' parents to publish book taking credit for "raising her right." You've heard of the "For Dummies" books? This a "BY Dummies" book.  Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Pictures, Jokes
Jessica Simpson introduces her new clothing line for super intelligent women. Meanwhile Rosie O'Donnell introduced her new maternity clothing line for lesbian women who look pregnant. Funny MySpace Pictures.

American Idol Pictures, Jokes
American Idol to allow contestants to play instruments. So now they can mutilate every aspect of your favorite song! But why stop there? They should tie up the original singer to a chair and give contestants a chainsaw. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Ashley Olsen Pictures, Jokes
Ashley Olsen is giving Lance Armstrong the Tour de Underpants. She was seen wearing his yellow "Livestrong" bracelet around her neck. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Scarlett Johansson Pictures, Jokes
Scarlett Johansson's birthday gift to her boyfriend: a necklace with her wisdom tooth dipped in gold. Yeah. She's normal. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Halloween Pictures, Jokes
Michael Jackson, Rosie O'Donnell and Kelly Clarkson celebrate Halloween. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Celebrity Nightmares Pictures, Jokes
The worst nightmares of Katie Holmes, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Baseball Pictures, Jokes
Step into the batter's box to witness the G@yest Moments in Baseball History! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
For Britney Spears, it's just what the doctor ordered... Therapy? Shock treatment? An emergency brain transplant? No! Collagen lip injections! Britney looks sexy... like a Flounder. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paris Hilton Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton is set to star in a new Reality TV Show in Africa titled, "The Philanthropist." Because when you truly want to help starving people, the #1 most important thing they need is a bratty airhead slut and her camera crew. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jennifer Garner Pictures, Jokes
Jennifer Garner is promoting good health and has been named the new "face of influenza." She's such a goody-goody! Not to be outdone, Paris Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen are now the new faces for different illnesses. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Rumor: Lindsay Lohan is broke! Oh no! Now she might sacrifice her artistic integrity and make a sh!tty movie! How did Lindsay spend all her money? Funny MySpace Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Pictures, Jokes
Jessica Simpson paid $3 Million to tell the secret to her good skin... It shouldn't be a commercial for Proactiv, it should be a commercial for PhotoShop! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Rosie O'Donnell Pictures, Jokes
Rosie O'Donnell's paintings go up in a gallery. She's like, the next Pablo Pifatso. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Pamela Anderson Pictures, Jokes
Pamela Anderson weds husband #3: Rick Salomon. All 3 of her husbands have been in sex tapes. Why is she messing with these amateurs! She should go pro and marry Ron Jeremy! Funny MySpace Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Lindsay Lohan released from rehab... How did they cure her? They helped Lindsay associate drugs with intense pain. Every time Lindsay relapsed, they forced her to listen to one of her CD's. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Baseball Pictures, Jokes
It's the Baseball Playoffs! Why are single guys in NYC now happy? Why is Dane Cook yelling at David Ortiz to "Reverse the Curse?" Funny MySpace Pictures.

Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
Britney Spears is a loser! Britney loses panties, loses representation, loses mind, and now loses her kids to ex-husband Kevin Federline. You know things are bad when the judge rules that you are less responsible than an unemployed jigalo. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Paris Hilton Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton visits Rwanda to like, totally help them. 3 things Paris Hilton shares in common with poor people in Africa. Funny MySpace Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Lindsay Lohan's vagina is worth $1 billion dollars! Funny MySpace Pictures.

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