Mariah Carey Empire State Building Pictures, Jokes Empire State Building to be lit up pink & purple to honor "great New Yorker" Mariah Carey + Mariah Carey's new album title: E = MC2. So she's the Albert Einstein of pop singers -- which basically means she's MOEriah of the 3 Stooges. Funny MySpace
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Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Pictures, Jokes Rumor: Ashlee Simpson is pregnant! Congratulations Ashlee! You did it! You are the 1 Millionth un-wed celebrity to get pregnant this year! + Sister Jessica Simpson gets jealous... K-Fed to the rescue! Funny MySpace
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Miss USA Pictures, Jokes Miss USA judges are lame! Yeah, you know you have a legit beauty pageant when your judges are Heather Mills (gold digging tramp) & Rob Schneider (professional moron). Replace them with the judges from American Idol! Funny MySpace
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Ivanka Trump Pictures, Jokes Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka now single! Pick-up lines that probably won't work with her.... YOU: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" IVANKA: "Dollar sign. I don't go out with poor people. And by poor I mean anyone with under 5 billion in liquid assets." Funny MySpace
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Tom Cruise Pictures, Jokes Katie Holmes to perform on Broadway, so Tom Cruise gets excited to move to New York City where there are plenty of homoscientolosexuals! + Tom Cruise tries to save 50 Cent! Funny MySpace
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Donald Trump Pictures, Jokes Donald Trump's new reality TV show will teach young women how to be ladies. His first contestant will be hooker Ashley Dupre. He'll teach her not to have her elbows on the table while she's wrecking marriages. Funny MySpace
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Amy Winehouse Pictures, Jokes
Amy Winehouse poses naked to raise breast cancer awareness. Good. Because her nasty crack-head body won't be raising any boners. Jessica Simpson gets jealous. Ryan Seacrest gets bitchy. Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Ashley Dupre Pictures, Jokes
Ashley Dupre was a prostitute and now she has a hit song! She's got it all backwards, right Britney?! We haven't seen a hooker get this much sympathy since Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. + Gov. Schwarzenegger laughs at Gov. Spitzer. Funny MySpace
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Olsen Twins Pictures, Jokes
Playboy asks the Olsen Twins to pose naked. Sexier than the Olsen Twins: Bea Arthur, roadkill, a loaf of bread. + NY Governor busted with prostitute! Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Madonna Pictures, Jokes
Madonna inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame by Justin Timberlake. Uh-oh. Remember what happened last time Justin teamed up with an aging female pop star! Funny MySpace
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Oscars Pictures, Jokes
Hilary Swank would give Venus Williams a run for his money in an arm-wrestling match. Renee Zellweger is a MILF (Martian I'd Like to F*#k.) Funny MySpace
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Oscars Pictures, Jokes
Jack Nicholson puts the moves on Scarlett Johansson except his moves are slow and elderly. Ryan Seacrest's secret man-crush, er Oscar Prediction. Paris Hilton can't believe she wasn't nominated! Funny MySpace
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Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Lindsay Lohan poses nude in magazine as Marilyn Monroe. Please, there is no comparison. Marilyn Monroe had sex with President Kennedy. Yucky Lindsay Lohan couldn't even be Bill Clinton's intern! Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Valentine's Day Pictures, Jokes
Which famous baby did Angelina Jolie adopt on Valentine's Day? Jessica Simpson & Tony Romo exchange Valentine's Day gifts -- sort of. Ryan Seacrest reveals his Valentine's Day crush. Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Grammy Awards Pictures, Jokes
Grammy Awards? Heck no! It's time for HogWild's Hammy Awards! Who will win Most Drunk Pop Singer? Most Annoying Song? Most F*cked-up, Drugged-up, Crazy Self-Destructive B!tch? Funny MySpace
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Oscars Pictures, Jokes
George Clooney, Casey Affleck, Javier Bardem -- 3 out of 3 Oscar nominees agree: Ben Affleck is a douche! + What is Jennifer Garner looking at?! + Michael Moore vs. Viggo Mortensen from Lord of the Rings. Funny MySpace
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NFL Pictures, Jokes
Ryan Seacrest REALLY likes football. Hot girls are always protected by their offensive lineman friends. Jordin Sparks' arms remind me of Thanksgiving. Funny MySpace
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Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
Britney seen buying Home Pregnancy Test... Judge rules
Britney Spears can't see her children so she decides to make a new batch! +
Terrell Owens is MVP of the Dallas Cryboys.
Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Paula Abdul Pictures, Jokes
American Idol's Paula Abdul has insane screaming nervous
breakdown in airport. Apparently they lost her luggage full of irreplaceable
documents, liquor, and liquor.
Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Indiana Jones Pictures, Jokes
New Indiana Jones movie finished filming. Stars 65 year old
Harrison Ford. Indiana Jones' challenge is not to complete the mission, it's to
remember the mission! Funny MySpace
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Jessica Simpson Pictures, Jokes
Oopsie! Jessica Simpson accidentally destroys boyfriend Tony
Romo. Donald Trump to cash in on new dance craze. As a precaution, all metal
folding chairs removed from court room in Hulk Hogan divorce case. Funny MySpace
Pictures.
New Year
Predictions Pictures, Jokes
Celebrity Predictions for 2008! Jessica Simpson will get
married! But to who? Annoying love-partners Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt will form
a love-plan to save the planet... with love.
Kevin Federline'sshocking true motivations
will be shockingly revealed in a shock.
Funny MySpace
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New Year's Eve Pictures, Jokes
Who will be Tila Tequila's New Year's Eve party favor? Paris
Hilton gets philosophical on New Year's. How real New Yorkers celebrate New
Year's Eve in Times Square.
Funny MySpace
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New Year's Eve Pictures, Jokes
How does Britney Spears party on New Year's Eve? Spending
time with Jessica Simpson is like partying on New Year's Eve: you have fun being
really stupid but the next day your head hurts.
Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Michael Vick Pictures, Jokes
NFL Quarterback Michael Vick scrambles to jail, will try to
avoid fumbling the soap and getting sacked in prison. Ex-NFL star OJ Simpson
gives his opinion.
Funny MySpace
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Paris Hilton Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton: "I want a baby!" Uh-oh. There is 98% chance
Paris will eat her young... Carson Daly proves he is even more of a douche-bag
than you already thought... Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree attacked by
popular cartoon character!
Funny MySpace
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Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Lindsay Lohan takes her 13-year-old sister on a shopping trip
to New York City. With Lindsay's paparazzi-filled crazy-lifestyle, this is as
responsible as a NASCAR driver strapping his toddler in the back seat of his
race car. Except he's less likely to accidentally crash while trying to lick
cocaine off his nipples.
Funny MySpace
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Spice Girls Pictures, Jokes
The Spice Girls reunite for a World Tour of suckitude. It's
cool that a suck-ass band can reunite to suck-ass years after they stopped
sucking-ass for their suck-ass fans.
Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
Britney Spears is auctioning an autographed copy of her new
CD and the proceeds go to (hold onto your hat) a children's welfare charity. So
Britney DOES care about kids! Just not her own.
Funny MySpace
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Jessica Simpson Pictures, Jokes
Jessica Simpson introduces her new clothing line for super
intelligent women. Meanwhile Rosie O'Donnell introduced her new maternity
clothing line for lesbian women who look pregnant. Funny MySpace
Pictures.
American
Idol Pictures, Jokes
American Idol to allow contestants to play instruments. So
now they can mutilate every aspect of your favorite song! But why stop there?
They should tie up the original singer to a chair and give contestants a
chainsaw. Funny MySpace
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Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
For Britney Spears, it's just what the doctor ordered...
Therapy? Shock treatment? An emergency brain transplant? No! Collagen lip
injections! Britney looks sexy... like a Flounder. Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Paris Hilton Pictures, Jokes
Paris Hilton is set to star in a new Reality TV Show in
Africa titled, "The Philanthropist." Because when you truly want to help
starving people, the #1 most important thing they need is a bratty airhead slut
and her camera crew. Funny MySpace
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Jennifer Garner Pictures, Jokes
Jennifer Garner is promoting good health and has been named
the new "face of influenza." She's such a goody-goody! Not to be outdone, Paris
Hilton and Mary-Kate Olsen are now the new faces for different illnesses. Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Pamela Anderson Pictures, Jokes
Pamela Anderson weds husband #3: Rick Salomon. All 3 of her
husbands have been in sex tapes. Why
is she messing with these amateurs! She should go pro and marry Ron
Jeremy!Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Lindsay Lohan Pictures, Jokes
Lindsay Lohan released from rehab... How did they cure her?
They helped Lindsay associate drugs with intense pain. Every time Lindsay
relapsed, they forced her to listen to one of her CD's.
Funny MySpace
Pictures.
Britney Spears Pictures, Jokes
Britney Spears is a loser! Britney loses panties, loses
representation, loses mind, and now loses her kids to ex-husband Kevin Federline.
You know things are bad when the judge rules that you are less responsible than
an unemployed jigalo.
Funny MySpace
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